Day 93!!!
I know. 3 exclamations are overkill—but knowing I’ll be done in ONE WEEK is beyond the emotion a mere 2 can express.
Looking back, Potato Parcel was one of my favorite posts. The pure ridiculousness of it brought me joy and giggles. Immature? Yes. Just my style? Also yes.
So let’s do it again…
Today’s post is brought to you by the letter brick. More accurately, Mail Bricks. And it’s just what the name says. You mail someone a brick.
Surprise! It’s a brick.
But wait! There’s more! (He shouts as you close the browser tab)
You can also put words on said brick. And for a small upcharge, you can add glitter.
…Y’know, for extra dickishness.
That’s really about all I can explain it. So without further ado, I present to you 100 Headlines about Mail Bricks:
| 1 | Nobody likes getting a brick in the mail, but that’s kind of the point |
| 2 | Stop racking your brain for presents they’ll love, and send more bricks |
| 3 | Add glitter to your brick for extra sparkly confusion! |
| 4 | Nothing says true love like mailing a brick |
| 5 | The second most effective way to get a personalized brick inside someone’s house |
| 6 | The perfect medium for people you either really love or hate |
| 7 | You already know where the yellow bricks take you, what about the red ones? |
| 8 | Send them to yourself and build a really expensive patio |
| 9 | Quick! Mail a brick! |
| 10 | New! Send the worst promposal of all time! |
| 11 | The most fun you can have mailing sediment to someone |
| 12 | There are 2 great reasons to mail a brick to someone. And we know them both. |
| 13 | The mailable brick service that strengthens foundations between friendships |
| 14 | Rock your world |
| 15 | The quizzical gift that has people wondering “who the heck just mailed me a brick?” |
| 16 | The perfect gift to solidify the foundation that your friend is a blockhead |
| 17 | Mailing a potato is fun, but bricks are forever |
| 18 | If you think sending a potato is weird, try mailing a brick |
| 19 | Earn your place on the brick walkway of fame |
| 20 | Confuse your friends. Baffle your enemies. |
| 21 | Where great bricks find interesting people |
| 22 | Don’t just mail any old brick. Mail a brick with glitter |
| 23 | Build your paths to better friendships |
| 24 | The genius of the single brick lies within the infinite possibilities it can build. Or just that it’s funny to mail. |
| 25 | Send a brick to anyone. We don’t judge. |
| 26 | When you pay us money, we’ll mail your brick. |
| 27 | All in all, you’re just another brick in the mail |
| 28 | The mailable brick service for people who want to stay anonymous |
| 29 | Rock somebody’s world—send ’em a brick |
| 30 | Discover the joys of mailing an anonymous rock |
| 31 | Confusing friends & enemies, one brick at a time |
| 32 | You can use your brick for good or evil. We don’t judge. |
| 33 | Why send regular mail when you can express yourself with a brick? |
| 34 | Where anonymous rich people with time to build, buy bricks |
| 35 | You’re not still sending you correspondences on paper, are you? |
| 36 | Mail your loser friend one brick. Then point out how neither of them will get laid anytime soon. |
| 37 | Send them a brick with meaning |
| 38 | Confuse your enemies |
| 39 | The perfect gift for your idiot brother |
| 40 | Send a brick. You’ll be glad you did. |
| 41 | Bricks are the building blocks of any great relationship |
| 42 | It’s mighty mighty. Letting it all hang out. |
| 43 | We’ll write anything you want on your brick. Because sending a plain one would just be silly. |
| 44 | Here is a brick. |
| 45 | The perfect gift for blockheads |
| 46 | It’s dumb, but at least it’s not a potato |
| 47 | Send them one lone brick that’ll never get laid. Just like them |
| 48 | Sending bricks, one idiot at a time |
| 49 | Literally one of the dumbest things you could mail someone. |
| 50 | Discover secrets of the modern brick only building contractors know |
| 51 | Most people think it’s dumb to mail a brick. But you’re not most people. |
| 52 | The beauty of the brick lies in the confusion |
| 53 | Use your brick to spread love or hate. You decide. |
| 54 | For moments you’d like to throw a brick through someone’s window, but you’re in no rush and don’t want to cause damage |
| 55 | Who mails a brick to someone? You, that’s who. |
| 56 | Mailing a brick is easier than making one. |
| 57 | We’re the reason postal workers get ornery |
| 58 | Secret anonymous items your mail carrier doesn’t want you to know about |
| 59 | Breaking windows with bricks is mean. But mailing them is fun. |
| 60 | When you think real hard, I bet you know someone who deserves this |
| 61 | A really dumb way to say thank you |
| 62 | Nobody ever forgets who mailed them a brick (which is why we also offer anonymous delivery) |
| 63 | Mail a brick. and cement your relationship |
| 64 | Sneaky little mail tricks to confuse your enemies and thrill your odd friends |
| 65 | New! Choose from 2 types of bricks to send! Wowwee! |
| 66 | It’s not just a brick. It’s a brick with words on it. (words optional) |
| 67 | The best thing you can mail since the potato |
| 68 | The list of people you know who deserve a brick, customized or anonymous, is endless |
| 69 | Not just bricks. Red or grey bricks |
| 70 | Goodbye yellow brick road, hello red brick in the mail! |
| 71 | Brick with the best of ’em |
| 72 | As random for the mail carrier as it is the recipient |
| 73 | Now! With extra glitter! (Because f*uck them, right?) |
| 74 | Bricks and stones may tickle your bones |
| 75 | Where good people get bricks in the mail |
| 76 | Nope. Doesn’t make any sense to us either. |
| 77 | Like mailing a potato or a coconut, but a brick |
| 78 | Throwing a brick could kill someone. But mailing one is just funny. |
| 79 | Send a subtle way to let someone know they suck |
| 80 | Nobody ever forgets their first mailed brick |
| 81 | Sometimes you just want to mail a brick. And that’s reason enough. |
| 82 | A brick isn’t the dumbest thing you can mail someone…but it’s close. |
| 83 | Mail a brick. Yup. That’s it. That’s all… |
| 84 | Sometimes you want to tear down walls—sometimes you want to build them up |
| 85 | A silly way to let someone know they rock |
| 86 | Make your feeling toward your recipient concrete |
| 87 | So, you want to send someone a brick? |
| 88 | We are the Amazon Prime of brick shipping (only without the 2-day delivery option) |
| 89 | Custom brick mailing for mass confusion |
| 90 | Warning! These will not fit through your mail slot unless you push really hard |
| 91 | Set the foundation for your feelings, one brick at a time |
| 92 | Everyone needs a little brick in their lives |
| 93 | This is probably more fun for you than the recipient |
| 94 | A brick can be used to build or destroy. And now it can be used as mail. |
| 95 | Nothing says “you suck” like getting a brick in the mail |
| 96 | Build your friendships brick by brick |
| 97 | Building strong foundations for bonding, one brick at a time |
| 98 | The building block of every great relationship is now mailable |
| 99 | Up your hatred for someone by adding glitter |
| 100 | Once it’s written on a brick in sharpie, it’s forever |
Overall: Silly and good. My favorite combination.
Lessons: Mail Bricks is less engaging than mail potatoes. The jokes were rough and there were fewer puns—still he persisted.
- I thought I’d be able to apply a few lines from the potato post, and I was, but not necessarily in a cut-and-paste style. They were mostly adapted themes.
- Between the 2 competitor sites (yep, there’s a second place to mail your bricks, folks. Capitalism is alive and well), there were only a handful of reviews & photos. They were enough to get me to the end, but the resource wasn’t as diverse as I anticipated.
- I love me some silliness
Time: 2 sessions, 1:05
Hey Justin – just an FYI for your readers – the brick in the photo is from Funky Delivery, not Mail Bricks as the statement above the photo might confuse people into thinking. The note card is covering the message written on the brick.
The difference is that Funky Delivery actually writes the message on the brick and includes fun options like note cards, greeting cards, glitter bombs, gift wrapping, glitter packaging and more. You can even request to have pictures, emojies, hearts, etc. drawn on the brick. Here are some examples: https://funkydelivery.com/funky-delivery-images/
Mailbricks just sends a brick, unless you ask for a note to be included and that is sent along with the brick on a piece of paper.
Thanks for including us on your page!
Thanks for the clarification, Lila! After writing that many lines, everything starts to look like one of those 3D pictures in the mall. Tough to keep it all straight. 🙂
Thanks Justin – I had fun reading your post! Some of the things people have written on their bricks (and potatoes) are just hilarious. There are some very witty people out there. Our potato bouquet’s are popular because you can get a dozen spuds, and that’s where people really get their creative juices flowing. 🙂
Ooh, enough for the whole bridal party!