Day 93!!!

I know. 3 exclamations are overkill—but knowing I’ll be done in ONE WEEK is beyond the emotion a mere 2 can express.

Looking back, Potato Parcel was one of my favorite posts. The pure ridiculousness of it brought me joy and giggles. Immature? Yes. Just my style? Also yes.

So let’s do it again…

Today’s post is brought to you by the letter brick. More accurately, Mail Bricks. And it’s just what the name says. You mail someone a brick.

Surprise! It’s a brick.

But wait! There’s more! (He shouts as you close the browser tab)

You can also put words on said brick. And for a small upcharge, you can add glitter.

…Y’know, for extra dickishness.

That’s really about all I can explain it. So without further ado, I present to you 100 Headlines about Mail Bricks:

1 Nobody likes getting a brick in the mail, but that’s kind of the point
2 Stop racking your brain for presents they’ll love, and send more bricks
3 Add glitter to your brick for extra sparkly confusion!
4 Nothing says true love like mailing a brick
5 The second most effective way to get a personalized brick inside someone’s house
6 The perfect medium for people you either really love or hate
7 You already know where the yellow bricks take you, what about the red ones?
8 Send them to yourself and build a really expensive patio
9 Quick! Mail a brick!
10 New! Send the worst promposal of all time!
11 The most fun you can have mailing sediment to someone
12 There are 2 great reasons to mail a brick to someone. And we know them both.
13 The mailable brick service that strengthens foundations between friendships
14 Rock your world
15 The quizzical gift that has people wondering “who the heck just mailed me a brick?”
16 The perfect gift to solidify the foundation that your friend is a blockhead
17 Mailing a potato is fun, but bricks are forever
18 If you think sending a potato is weird, try mailing a brick
19 Earn your place on the brick walkway of fame
20 Confuse your friends. Baffle your enemies.
21 Where great bricks find interesting people
22 Don’t just mail any old brick. Mail a brick with glitter
23 Build your paths to better friendships
24 The genius of the single brick lies within the infinite possibilities it can build. Or just that it’s funny to mail.
25 Send a brick to anyone. We don’t judge.
26 When you pay us money, we’ll mail your brick.
27 All in all, you’re just another brick in the mail
28 The mailable brick service for people who want to stay anonymous
29 Rock somebody’s world—send ’em a brick
30 Discover the joys of mailing an anonymous rock
31 Confusing friends & enemies, one brick at a time
32 You can use your brick for good or evil. We don’t judge.
33 Why send regular mail when you can express yourself with a brick?
34 Where anonymous rich people with time to build, buy bricks
35 You’re not still sending you correspondences on paper, are you?
36 Mail your loser friend one brick. Then point out how neither of them will get laid anytime soon.
37 Send them a brick with meaning
38 Confuse your enemies
39 The perfect gift for your idiot brother
40 Send a brick. You’ll be glad you did.
41 Bricks are the building blocks of any great relationship
42 It’s mighty mighty. Letting it all hang out.
43 We’ll write anything you want on your brick. Because sending a plain one would just be silly.
44 Here is a brick.
45 The perfect gift for blockheads
46 It’s dumb, but at least it’s not a potato
47 Send them one lone brick that’ll never get laid. Just like them
48 Sending bricks, one idiot at a time
49 Literally one of the dumbest things you could mail someone.
50 Discover secrets of the modern brick only building contractors know
51 Most people think it’s dumb to mail a brick. But you’re not most people.
52 The beauty of the brick lies in the confusion
53 Use your brick to spread love or hate. You decide.
54 For moments you’d like to throw a brick through someone’s window, but you’re in no rush and don’t want to cause damage
55 Who mails a brick to someone? You, that’s who.
56 Mailing a brick is easier than making one.
57 We’re the reason postal workers get ornery
58 Secret anonymous items your mail carrier doesn’t want you to know about
59 Breaking windows with bricks is mean. But mailing them is fun.
60 When you think real hard, I bet you know someone who deserves this
61 A really dumb way to say thank you
62 Nobody ever forgets who mailed them a brick (which is why we also offer anonymous delivery)
63 Mail a brick. and cement your relationship
64 Sneaky little mail tricks to confuse your enemies and thrill your odd friends
65 New! Choose from 2 types of bricks to send! Wowwee!
66 It’s not just a brick. It’s a brick with words on it. (words optional)
67 The best thing you can mail since the potato
68 The list of people you know who deserve a brick, customized or anonymous, is endless
69 Not just bricks. Red or grey bricks
70 Goodbye yellow brick road, hello red brick in the mail!
71 Brick with the best of ’em
72 As random for the mail carrier as it is the recipient
73 Now! With extra glitter! (Because f*uck them, right?)
74 Bricks and stones may tickle your bones
75 Where good people get bricks in the mail
76 Nope. Doesn’t make any sense to us either.
77 Like mailing a potato or a coconut, but a brick
78 Throwing a brick could kill someone. But mailing one is just funny.
79 Send a subtle way to let someone know they suck
80 Nobody ever forgets their first mailed brick
81 Sometimes you just want to mail a brick. And that’s reason enough.
82 A brick isn’t the dumbest thing you can mail someone…but it’s close.
83 Mail a brick. Yup. That’s it. That’s all…
84 Sometimes you want to tear down walls—sometimes you want to build them up
85 A silly way to let someone know they rock
86 Make your feeling toward your recipient concrete
87 So, you want to send someone a brick?
88 We are the Amazon Prime of brick shipping (only without the 2-day delivery option)
89 Custom brick mailing for mass confusion
90 Warning! These will not fit through your mail slot unless you push really hard
91 Set the foundation for your feelings, one brick at a time
92 Everyone needs a little brick in their lives
93 This is probably more fun for you than the recipient
94 A brick can be used to build or destroy. And now it can be used as mail.
95 Nothing says “you suck” like getting a brick in the mail
96 Build your friendships brick by brick
97 Building strong foundations for bonding, one brick at a time
98 The building block of every great relationship is now mailable
99 Up your hatred for someone by adding glitter
100 Once it’s written on a brick in sharpie, it’s forever

 

Overall: Silly and good. My favorite combination.

Lessons: Mail Bricks is less engaging than mail potatoes. The jokes were rough and there were fewer puns—still he persisted.

  • I thought I’d be able to apply a few lines from the potato post, and I was, but not necessarily in a cut-and-paste style. They were mostly adapted themes.
  • Between the 2 competitor sites (yep, there’s a second place to mail your bricks, folks. Capitalism is alive and well), there were only a handful of reviews & photos. They were enough to get me to the end, but the resource wasn’t as diverse as I anticipated.
  • I love me some silliness

Time: 2 sessions, 1:05