I had a good fun with yesterday’s post for The Hemingway Editor. So let’s keep the writing theme going.

There’s an art to writing resumes. I used to know it, but now everything’s based on keywords and formatting for automatic submission. A good writing service can take you far, and the investment can pay off. So I wrote some headlines for them.

Now, if someone can take care of their photos…

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Here are 104 headlines about Resume Writing Services:

1You may not know what HR professional are looking for… But we want to tell you before you apply
2A good resume gets in you the door. A great one gets you a job.
3A flat resume won’t get you in the door.
4Over 100 people have applied for the same job you want. But we’ll make you stand out
5You want a new job. We know how to position you for one.
6If all you’re receiving is an automated response from HR, you need a better resume
7Now your own resume will the best you’ve ever seen
8If you’d like to be making 25% higher salary—or more—you need to know how to position yourself
9Helping you get a more professional resume so you can get a better job
10How to get a better resume & cover letter in 3 days–guaranteed
11Only 2% of applicants get interviews. That’s bad news for the 98% that aren’t here with you
12A great resume is only the first step. But it’s the most important one.
13If you think cover letters don’t count, you’re sorely mistaken
14Never guess if your resume stacks up the competition again
15If you want to land an interview within 60 days, you’re going to want to call us
16Get a resume that gets you noticed
17For job seekers who want to make an impression on the first try
18If you’ve already applied for your dream job, please don’t read this… It may be too late.
19We make you look as good on paper as you do in real life
2090% of resumes read exactly the same. And sameness never pays off.
21An easy way to get a perfect resume
22Even if you’ve got a good resume, it needs to be optimized. But if you’re not getting a response to your applications, you already know that.
23There will be over 100 applicants for the  job you want. Here’s how to put yourself in consideration.
24You can write your own resume and pray, or you can trust us to get it right for you
25You need a resume that puts you in the good pile. We know how to write that.
26There’s an art and a science to resume writing. And we practice both.
27When your resume looks better, so do you
28The resume writing service for guaranteed interviews
29Changes in the job market can be predicted. And we know how to position you for tomorrow.
30I’d like to teach these resume writing tips…before you apply for your next position.
31Investing in your resume has the potential to pay you back exponentially
32If your resume isn’t getting traction, you already know you need us
33Attention job seekers: There’s hope for getting your interview
34In 3 days, you’ll have a resume and cover letter guaranteed to get you an interview within 2 months
35You’ve got the experience. You’re just positioning it wrong
36Before you submit your resume, are you sure you’ve positioned yourself to stand out?
37You can write your own resume and guess and what the  HR team wants. Or you can trust the experts
38Not only will we write your resume, we’ll teach you how to ace the interview you’ll land within 60 days
39If you think all you need is a strong resume these days, take a seat. We’re glad you’re here.
40You need a resume that stands out. And that’s exactly what we’ll do for you.
41There will be over 100 applicants for every job you see. We’ll put your resume in the right pile.
42Your resume is different than everyone else’s. And that’s because it’s better.
43Get a resume that puts you in position for the job you’re afraid to apply to
44Do you want a resume the hiring department pins their corkboard as a Best In Class example?
45Your next job offer comes faster with us
46Warning: Only read this if you want to start a new job fast
47You need a resume that will get you recognized. So that’s exactly what you’ll get.
48Stop applying for jobs—and start landing interviews
49The difference between resume writers is we know resumes and your industry
50We put your best foot forward–and guarantee it’ll get in the door
51Getting an interview is tough… for everyone else.
52Make your competition for the job less of a threat
53If you’re here, you already know you help with your resume.
54When you write your resume from a template, you risk sounding like everyone else.
55When you know how to position yourself like we do, you’re guaranteed to rise to  the top
56Putting your resume together is only the first step—but we prepare you for the whole journey
57Looking for a new job can bring you to tears. We make it easier.
58Who else wants a better job?
59Each job you see will have 100 applicants. Only 2% will be selected to interview. We put you in the good pile.
60Job interviews are guaranteed when you use our service
61Tired of rejection letters? Get a resume that gives you more than automated response from HR computers.
62What would your life be like if you were working in a better job?
63You came here because you know you need a better resume. Don’t worry. You’ll leave here with one.
64If your application process consists of crossing your fingers, you’re in the right place
65How to write a golden resume, silver-tongued cover letter, and LinkedIn Profile that stands out among the competition
66To the applicant who settle for nothing less than an interview within 60 days
67The difference between a good resume and an effective one is only a matter of 5 words
68You don’t care about the awards our resume writing has won. You care about the job you’re going to get. And we do too. (That’s how  we got the awards)
69Almost everyone thinks they know how to position themselves. But we’ve spoken to over 10,000 companies who want to hire you. And most people are wrong.
70How to get a better resume without sacrificing applications for testing
71Even if you’re a good writer, cover letters are resumes are a unique skill. And we’ve learned it by writing thousands
72For the jobseeker who’s looking to land a new position within 45 days
73What’s your best chance to land a job within 60 days? We’ll write the answer in your resume
74Get a resume that puts you in the good pile.
75We guarantee an interview within 60 days
76Attention job seekers: if your new resume doesn’t result in an interview within 30 days, we’ll refund your money, 100%
77We’ll get you in the door.
78Your experience can take you twice as far as you think—if you position yourself right
79Only 2% of applicants will receive more than an automated response from a company. We’ll put you in that group.
80Announcing a new resume service for job seekers expecting a change within 60 days
81You’re going to love the way your resume looks. So will the hiring department
82There are likely more than 100 applicants you’re competing with. We’ll make you stand out.
83New resume service guarantees an interview within 60 day, or it’s free
84Within 3 days, you’ll have a resume ready to confidently apply for that job you’re too afraid of today
85If you’ve got experience, we’ll show it
86There are at least 3 essential elements you need to prepare for an interview. Are you sure you have them?
87In 5 days, you’ll be ready to apply for a better position
8898% of applicants for the job you want won’t get an interview. But you won’t need to worry about that.
89Don’t spend another frustrating minute tinkering with your resume—until you let us take a look at it
90You’ve got good experience. You’re just showing it wrong
91A good resume is only the first step. We’ll walk you down the entire path.
92How to make yourself look stronger than the completion—even if you’re not
93We know resumes–and we know HR. Do you?
94You may even surprise yourself with how professional you seem
95If you’ve been scared to apply for that job you really want, we’ll have you ready in 3 days
96We write resumes that get you interviews, guaranteed
97The difference between you and the other applicants, is you’re prepared with a strong resume
98Which applicant spent weeks on their resume? And which used our service and landed an interview?
99Only 2% of your competition for the job will land interviews. So now you’ll have a lot to worry about.
100You might think all resume templates are the same. But this mistake could you interviews and offers worth thousands
101The average job posting receives 136 applications. We’ll put yours on top.
102The difference between resume writing services can cost you thousands of dollars
103Our resumes get more than your foot in the door.
104Half of the resume writing services out there don’t have enough experience to help you. But do you know which half?


Overall: Good. Not great, but definitely not bad. There are some good themes here that could work for a variety of landing pages and ads.

Lessons: The direct response lines were among my favorite. I think because they play on the pain points more.

  • I also liked the credibility of the stats and guarantees. I pulled these from various sites and the google machine, and they seem to be legit
  • So much easier to write about writing!
  • There are way too many stock photos on these site. Yecch.

Time: 1 session, 58 minutes.

I don’t write resumes, but I do write damn good emails & landing pages. If you need those, gimme a shout.