I had a good fun with yesterday’s post for The Hemingway Editor. So let’s keep the writing theme going.
There’s an art to writing resumes. I used to know it, but now everything’s based on keywords and formatting for automatic submission. A good writing service can take you far, and the investment can pay off. So I wrote some headlines for them.
Now, if someone can take care of their photos…
Here are 104 headlines about Resume Writing Services:
| 1 | You may not know what HR professional are looking for… But we want to tell you before you apply |
| 2 | A good resume gets in you the door. A great one gets you a job. |
| 3 | A flat resume won’t get you in the door. |
| 4 | Over 100 people have applied for the same job you want. But we’ll make you stand out |
| 5 | You want a new job. We know how to position you for one. |
| 6 | If all you’re receiving is an automated response from HR, you need a better resume |
| 7 | Now your own resume will the best you’ve ever seen |
| 8 | If you’d like to be making 25% higher salary—or more—you need to know how to position yourself |
| 9 | Helping you get a more professional resume so you can get a better job |
| 10 | How to get a better resume & cover letter in 3 days–guaranteed |
| 11 | Only 2% of applicants get interviews. That’s bad news for the 98% that aren’t here with you |
| 12 | A great resume is only the first step. But it’s the most important one. |
| 13 | If you think cover letters don’t count, you’re sorely mistaken |
| 14 | Never guess if your resume stacks up the competition again |
| 15 | If you want to land an interview within 60 days, you’re going to want to call us |
| 16 | Get a resume that gets you noticed |
| 17 | For job seekers who want to make an impression on the first try |
| 18 | If you’ve already applied for your dream job, please don’t read this… It may be too late. |
| 19 | We make you look as good on paper as you do in real life |
| 20 | 90% of resumes read exactly the same. And sameness never pays off. |
| 21 | An easy way to get a perfect resume |
| 22 | Even if you’ve got a good resume, it needs to be optimized. But if you’re not getting a response to your applications, you already know that. |
| 23 | There will be over 100 applicants for the job you want. Here’s how to put yourself in consideration. |
| 24 | You can write your own resume and pray, or you can trust us to get it right for you |
| 25 | You need a resume that puts you in the good pile. We know how to write that. |
| 26 | There’s an art and a science to resume writing. And we practice both. |
| 27 | When your resume looks better, so do you |
| 28 | The resume writing service for guaranteed interviews |
| 29 | Changes in the job market can be predicted. And we know how to position you for tomorrow. |
| 30 | I’d like to teach these resume writing tips…before you apply for your next position. |
| 31 | Investing in your resume has the potential to pay you back exponentially |
| 32 | If your resume isn’t getting traction, you already know you need us |
| 33 | Attention job seekers: There’s hope for getting your interview |
| 34 | In 3 days, you’ll have a resume and cover letter guaranteed to get you an interview within 2 months |
| 35 | You’ve got the experience. You’re just positioning it wrong |
| 36 | Before you submit your resume, are you sure you’ve positioned yourself to stand out? |
| 37 | You can write your own resume and guess and what the HR team wants. Or you can trust the experts |
| 38 | Not only will we write your resume, we’ll teach you how to ace the interview you’ll land within 60 days |
| 39 | If you think all you need is a strong resume these days, take a seat. We’re glad you’re here. |
| 40 | You need a resume that stands out. And that’s exactly what we’ll do for you. |
| 41 | There will be over 100 applicants for every job you see. We’ll put your resume in the right pile. |
| 42 | Your resume is different than everyone else’s. And that’s because it’s better. |
| 43 | Get a resume that puts you in position for the job you’re afraid to apply to |
| 44 | Do you want a resume the hiring department pins their corkboard as a Best In Class example? |
| 45 | Your next job offer comes faster with us |
| 46 | Warning: Only read this if you want to start a new job fast |
| 47 | You need a resume that will get you recognized. So that’s exactly what you’ll get. |
| 48 | Stop applying for jobs—and start landing interviews |
| 49 | The difference between resume writers is we know resumes and your industry |
| 50 | We put your best foot forward–and guarantee it’ll get in the door |
| 51 | Getting an interview is tough… for everyone else. |
| 52 | Make your competition for the job less of a threat |
| 53 | If you’re here, you already know you help with your resume. |
| 54 | When you write your resume from a template, you risk sounding like everyone else. |
| 55 | When you know how to position yourself like we do, you’re guaranteed to rise to the top |
| 56 | Putting your resume together is only the first step—but we prepare you for the whole journey |
| 57 | Looking for a new job can bring you to tears. We make it easier. |
| 58 | Who else wants a better job? |
| 59 | Each job you see will have 100 applicants. Only 2% will be selected to interview. We put you in the good pile. |
| 60 | Job interviews are guaranteed when you use our service |
| 61 | Tired of rejection letters? Get a resume that gives you more than automated response from HR computers. |
| 62 | What would your life be like if you were working in a better job? |
| 63 | You came here because you know you need a better resume. Don’t worry. You’ll leave here with one. |
| 64 | If your application process consists of crossing your fingers, you’re in the right place |
| 65 | How to write a golden resume, silver-tongued cover letter, and LinkedIn Profile that stands out among the competition |
| 66 | To the applicant who settle for nothing less than an interview within 60 days |
| 67 | The difference between a good resume and an effective one is only a matter of 5 words |
| 68 | You don’t care about the awards our resume writing has won. You care about the job you’re going to get. And we do too. (That’s how we got the awards) |
| 69 | Almost everyone thinks they know how to position themselves. But we’ve spoken to over 10,000 companies who want to hire you. And most people are wrong. |
| 70 | How to get a better resume without sacrificing applications for testing |
| 71 | Even if you’re a good writer, cover letters are resumes are a unique skill. And we’ve learned it by writing thousands |
| 72 | For the jobseeker who’s looking to land a new position within 45 days |
| 73 | What’s your best chance to land a job within 60 days? We’ll write the answer in your resume |
| 74 | Get a resume that puts you in the good pile. |
| 75 | We guarantee an interview within 60 days |
| 76 | Attention job seekers: if your new resume doesn’t result in an interview within 30 days, we’ll refund your money, 100% |
| 77 | We’ll get you in the door. |
| 78 | Your experience can take you twice as far as you think—if you position yourself right |
| 79 | Only 2% of applicants will receive more than an automated response from a company. We’ll put you in that group. |
| 80 | Announcing a new resume service for job seekers expecting a change within 60 days |
| 81 | You’re going to love the way your resume looks. So will the hiring department |
| 82 | There are likely more than 100 applicants you’re competing with. We’ll make you stand out. |
| 83 | New resume service guarantees an interview within 60 day, or it’s free |
| 84 | Within 3 days, you’ll have a resume ready to confidently apply for that job you’re too afraid of today |
| 85 | If you’ve got experience, we’ll show it |
| 86 | There are at least 3 essential elements you need to prepare for an interview. Are you sure you have them? |
| 87 | In 5 days, you’ll be ready to apply for a better position |
| 88 | 98% of applicants for the job you want won’t get an interview. But you won’t need to worry about that. |
| 89 | Don’t spend another frustrating minute tinkering with your resume—until you let us take a look at it |
| 90 | You’ve got good experience. You’re just showing it wrong |
| 91 | A good resume is only the first step. We’ll walk you down the entire path. |
| 92 | How to make yourself look stronger than the completion—even if you’re not |
| 93 | We know resumes–and we know HR. Do you? |
| 94 | You may even surprise yourself with how professional you seem |
| 95 | If you’ve been scared to apply for that job you really want, we’ll have you ready in 3 days |
| 96 | We write resumes that get you interviews, guaranteed |
| 97 | The difference between you and the other applicants, is you’re prepared with a strong resume |
| 98 | Which applicant spent weeks on their resume? And which used our service and landed an interview? |
| 99 | Only 2% of your competition for the job will land interviews. So now you’ll have a lot to worry about. |
| 100 | You might think all resume templates are the same. But this mistake could you interviews and offers worth thousands |
| 101 | The average job posting receives 136 applications. We’ll put yours on top. |
| 102 | The difference between resume writing services can cost you thousands of dollars |
| 103 | Our resumes get more than your foot in the door. |
| 104 | Half of the resume writing services out there don’t have enough experience to help you. But do you know which half? |
Overall: Good. Not great, but definitely not bad. There are some good themes here that could work for a variety of landing pages and ads.
Lessons: The direct response lines were among my favorite. I think because they play on the pain points more.
- I also liked the credibility of the stats and guarantees. I pulled these from various sites and the google machine, and they seem to be legit
- So much easier to write about writing!
- There are way too many stock photos on these site. Yecch.
Time: 1 session, 58 minutes.
I don’t write resumes, but I do write damn good emails & landing pages. If you need those, gimme a shout.
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