I was in an elevator this morning that had a TV in it. There was a news blurb about bathtubs. So today I’m writing about bathtubs.
Ok, not exactly tubs, but toys. And wouldn’t you know it, I found one that was on Shark Tank. Seriously—has anything not been on that show?!
SoapSox are a stuffed animal you can wash with. They’ve got a good backstory, look fun and toddlers seem to get a kick out them. I can get behind that.
My kids are a bit older now, so I hopped in the wayback machine and took a trip to the days of soapy toddler butts, and constantly-naked kids running around the house. Gahhh! So cute! I mean, they still do it now, but at 6 & 7 it’s getting awkward. Especially when people are over.
I definitely would have bought one of these though.
Here are 101 lines about SoapSox:
| 1 | Like a sock puppet for the bath |
| 2 | Who knew a washcloth shaped like a whale could make bath time fun? |
| 3 | Get a giggle that’ll light up the whole bath tub |
| 4 | Way more fun than washcloths |
| 5 | The washcloth puppet that takes bath time from mean to clean |
| 6 | Now your toddler can bring his favorite stuffed animal in the bath |
| 7 | Helping toddlers love bath time |
| 8 | Fussy toddler in the bath? Maybe he just wants to play… |
| 9 | The happy toddler, clean toddler bath toy |
| 10 | Can your toddler’s favorite stuffed animal do this? |
| 11 | It’s the puppet you bring in the bath |
| 12 | The bath toy your toddler won’t realize is a sponge |
| 13 | Ever washed your toddler with a dragon before? |
| 14 | The baby shower gift for the bathtub |
| 15 | The cuddly sponge your child wants to bathe with |
| 16 | When these terrycloth animals join the bath, toddlers get clean |
| 17 | The rubber ducky just met his match |
| 18 | The washable hand puppet for cleaning your toddlers |
| 19 | The terrycloth companion to rubber ducks |
| 20 | Turns out, washcloths aren’t the best way to wash a toddler |
| 21 | This must how they bathed on Noah’s arc |
| 22 | Meet the washcloth puppet your kid will want to sleep with |
| 23 | The functional bath toy your toddler will adore |
| 24 | Careful. There’s a hippo in your bathtub |
| 25 | Let your toddler pick a character for bath time |
| 26 | The clever bath sponge your baby will love |
| 27 | And you thought your toddler liked rubber duckies |
| 28 | No more fights about baths |
| 29 | You’ll love washing them. They’ll love playing with it. |
| 30 | The bathtub toy your toddler will love even out of the water |
| 31 | Got a dirty kid who hates baths? |
| 32 | From the bath tub, to the washing machine, to bed time |
| 33 | Make your toddler love bath time |
| 34 | For parents tired of fighting about bath time |
| 35 | Meet your toddler’s new favorite bath toy |
| 36 | The bathtub toy that cleans as you feed it |
| 37 | Watch it clean as it “eats” your child |
| 38 | Clean your toddler nice & quick with a bath sponge shaped like Moby Dick |
| 39 | Toddler bath time just got adorable |
| 40 | Does your toddler love dragons? Now he can bathe with one. |
| 41 | It cleans as your toddler hugs it |
| 42 | The only screaming at bath time will be from laughter |
| 43 | Who says you can’t have fun with a sponge? |
| 44 | Baths are more fun when you can bring your favorite stuffed animal with you |
| 45 | Your toddler will wash himself without even knowing it |
| 46 | Animal washcloths for toddlers who hate baths |
| 47 | Now you can tell your toddler his stuffed animal needs a bath |
| 48 | Warning: Bath tub giggles are contagious |
| 49 | Your toddler’s new favorite stuffed animal doubles as a sponge |
| 50 | Machine washable, kid washable, bath toy |
| 51 | Toddlers get dirty. Soapbox gets them clean. |
| 52 | Tired of fighting over bath time? Here’s your answer. |
| 53 | Make bath time adorable |
| 54 | The bathtub toy with a purpose |
| 55 | Plush toy washcloths for toddlers |
| 56 | The stuffed animal who gets you clean |
| 57 | Get your toddler giggling in the tub |
| 58 | Here’s how happy toddlers bathe |
| 59 | The bathtub toy your toddler will look forward to playing with |
| 60 | Who says sponges have to be boring? |
| 61 | It’s OK with spoil your toddler with a special bath sponge |
| 62 | Is it animal tickles or washing? You decide. |
| 63 | The terrycloth animals for bath time |
| 64 | Your kid will have a whale of a time in the bath |
| 65 | The washable toy that turns bath time into the open seas |
| 66 | The stuffy toy your kids will love in the bath and out |
| 67 | The terrycloth animal that’s helping toddlers love bath time |
| 68 | Why use a washcloth when you can use a hippo? |
| 69 | Mom, you’re going to wish these came in adult sizes too |
| 70 | Making bath time more fun, one wash toy at a time |
| 71 | Toddler bath buds full of suds |
| 72 | Ever want a sponge bath from Minnie Mouse? |
| 73 | The great little bath toy that works as a sponge |
| 74 | Guaranteed baby giggles |
| 75 | Build a menagerie of washcloths |
| 76 | The playtime bath toy for toddlers |
| 77 | Let your toddler choose what animal he wants to wash him |
| 78 | Wash your toddler as they wash their favorite toy |
| 79 | When’s the last time your toddler asked you to give them a bath? |
| 80 | The cuddly toy you can wash with |
| 81 | Bring your zoo into the bathtub |
| 82 | Here’s the bath toy your toddler wishes you knew about |
| 83 | Washcloth animals make bath time a blast |
| 84 | Take toddler baths from crying to giggles |
| 85 | The washcloth animal your toddlers will love |
| 86 | Now your toddler can bring his stuffed friends into the bath with him |
| 87 | It’s more fun to wash with a teddy bear |
| 88 | You’re not still bathing your toddler with a washcloth, are you? |
| 89 | The sooner you buy SoapSox, the quicker your toddler will love bath time |
| 90 | The bathtub toy you’ll look forward to playing with |
| 91 | Nothing’s cuter than seeing your toddler wash himself with a stuffed animal |
| 92 | The stuffed animal designed for bath time |
| 93 | The plush sponge for toddlers |
| 94 | What your toddler thinks is playing is actually cleaning |
| 95 | The bath tub wash toy your baby will laugh at |
| 96 | The sleepable, washable, cleanable animal |
| 97 | How I learned to make my toddler love bath time |
| 98 | The stuffed animal for bath time |
| 99 | Toddlers love bath time when they can bring in their toys |
| 100 | Wash your toddler like a zoo keeper |
| 101 | The animal wash toy your toddler will love |
Overall: Meh. I never hit a stride with this one. The lines are a bit generic. No spark. I need to get my groove back.
Lessons: Generic lines are boring?
- The reviews were lackadaisical. Mostly just “Cute!” said over and over. Which if fine—I’m not discounting the product—but it wasn’t very inspirational.
Time: 1:35 over 2 sessions. So my failure isn’t due to lack of effort.
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