I wrote today’s post while watching my kids play at Jump TNT. I’m sitting on the bleachers and they’re bouncing, thumping and spinning all over trampolines and gym equipment straight from The Avengers.

There’s a group of teenagers a 12 feet to my left doing Capoeira exercises. I pulled a muscle in my head just watching them. And I’m pretty sure one kid did 47 jumping jacks while levitating. Upside down.  With a fidget spinner.

This is a training ground for superheroes, my friend.

Luckily, I’ve got my laptop with me. Because my super power is headlines. (<–Sorry.)

Here are 101 of them about Jump TNT:

1This is how superheroes train
2When you can jump 13′ high, there’s nothing that can stop you
3We encourage you to jump higher. Then you do.
4Take the fear out of flying higher
5Train like a superhero
6Flip, twist, and bounce to a new level of athleticism
7When everything is soft, you’re not afraid to fall
8Whoever told you to stay grounded was wrong
9Watch the walls between you and athletic success come tumbling down
10Remove the fear of falling–and train harder
11Train to be a ninja, and bounce to new heights
12The most fun you’ll ever have becoming a better athlete
13When your current training regimen plateaus, it’s time to jump
14Discipline in our gym = Discipline outside our gym
15Trampoline training for anyone who ever wanted to fly
16When you burn out on skills training, we’ll reignite your spark
17When you can beat our obstacle course in the gym, you can beat obstacles in life
18Mental and physical training for athletes
19The superhero training ground that helps you fly
20Watch your child jump to new heights
21Our kids soar higher
22Your train better when you think 3 feet off the ground
23Caution: Ninjas at work
24The trampoline park designed for athletes
25Learn to move like water
26Bounce your way to a better body
27athletic training, with a twist
28When our staff takes your child under our wing, they’ll soar to new heights
29The next time you hit a wall, we’ll help you jump over it
30Agility training for any sport
31The trampoline park that makes you a better athlete
32The agility training gym superheroes
33Who says you need to keep your feet on your ground
34Everything you believe about your physical limitations is about to change
35If you kids have energy to burn, we’ve got the space
36Better get your camera ready. Your kid is about to do some amazing things.
37We’ll train you how to bounce beyond your own borders
38Get trained by a professional to become a professional
39Have you hit your training wall? We’ll teach you how to bounce over it.
40Ever dream you can fly? We’ll train you how.
41Train with more power
42You’ll be amazed how high you can fly
43Don’t let gravity hold you back from athletic greatness
44Here’s why you should never listen to people who say you can’t
45Fly as high as you can
46Tumbling and trampoline training for all around athleticism
47When you combine gymnastics with superhero capabilities, you become better at everything
48Hone your athletic skills by having a little fun
49How to make your child absolutely fearless
50Want to be a better athlete? Let’s kick it up a notch.
51The all-around training facility for athletes
52Flip, bounce and tumble your way to the A-list
53We encourage you to break your physical limits, and give you a safe place to land when you do
54We treat your superhero like family
55Train like a kangaroo
56Teaching children to become better athletes (and better people)
57Teaching children they can fly, one bounce a time
58The foam pit and trampoline park for athletic development
59Train like you live in The Matrix
60All the elements of a ninja warrior, plus a lot more fun
61Watch your kids bounce like silly putty
62We train you how to bounce beyond the competition
63When you’re not afraid to fall, you’re not afraid to fail
64When we teach your athletes how to fly, nothing can hold them back.
65Discover the true athleticism hiding within your kids
66When your kids have energy to burn, it’s time to bounce
67Bounce your way to athletic success
68The most fun you can have while becoming a better athlete
69Kick your training into a higher gear
70For children who want to bounce like Tigger & fly like Owl
71Turn yourself into a human fidget spinner
72Put your body through a roller coaster with every jump
73Training to beat yourself is the best way to
74Ever want to train like a ninja warrior?
75If you don’t think you can fly, you’re wrong
76When’s the last time you smiled while training
77Bounce up to your full athletic potential?
78Wanted: Kids ready to soar
79Falling hurts less when you’re on a rubber floor
80Watch your child flip into athletic success
81When you can fly, you can do anything
82Guaranteed to tire your kids out, every session
83Take the fear out of failing
84The trampoline clinic for all-around athletic development
85Who knew training to be brave could be this fun?
86When you become good enough to beat yourself, you become good enough to win
87Developing athletes, one bounce at a time
88Move fast, bounce high
89Gamify your athletic training
90The fastest way to tire out active kids, is to let them jump
91In between the bounces are valuable friendships & lessons
92Exercise is more fun when it’s on a trampoline
93If you can succeed in the air, you can succeed on the ground
94Your boundaries are limitless
95Never stop bouncing
96It’s amazing what you can accomplish after you learn you can fly
97When you bounce as high as can go, nothing will contain you
98All the best athletes know how to bounce
99This is what happens when you mix breakdancing, martial arts & gymnastic training
100Jump into your full potential
101Ever wonder what it would be like fly like a super hero?

 

Overall: OK, but not as powerful as I was hoping for. I wanted this to feel more energetic.

Lessons: I wish I could capture the feeling of watching these kids. It’s awe-inspiring.

  • If this were a list of headlines for a blog post rather than taglines for a website, I know I could nail it. Might be fun to write one for my personal blog one day.
  • The real challenge came when I looked at their website and tried to find a balance between writing for parents (the decision makers) and participants (kids ages 6-16).
  • I didn’t want to step on the lines they already have—which work for their audience
  • The reviews were mostly from parents raving about the coaching staff. Not as helpful as I hoped.
  • 79 lines without the template

Time: About 1:10 over 2 sessions.

Only 40 days to go! Let me know if you’d like to see your page on the list

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