I wrote today’s post while watching my kids play at Jump TNT. I’m sitting on the bleachers and they’re bouncing, thumping and spinning all over trampolines and gym equipment straight from The Avengers.
There’s a group of teenagers a 12 feet to my left doing Capoeira exercises. I pulled a muscle in my head just watching them. And I’m pretty sure one kid did 47 jumping jacks while levitating. Upside down. With a fidget spinner.
This is a training ground for superheroes, my friend.
Luckily, I’ve got my laptop with me. Because my super power is headlines. (<–Sorry.)
Here are 101 of them about Jump TNT:
|This is how superheroes train
|When you can jump 13′ high, there’s nothing that can stop you
|We encourage you to jump higher. Then you do.
|Take the fear out of flying higher
|Train like a superhero
|Flip, twist, and bounce to a new level of athleticism
|When everything is soft, you’re not afraid to fall
|Whoever told you to stay grounded was wrong
|Watch the walls between you and athletic success come tumbling down
|Remove the fear of falling–and train harder
|Train to be a ninja, and bounce to new heights
|The most fun you’ll ever have becoming a better athlete
|When your current training regimen plateaus, it’s time to jump
|Discipline in our gym = Discipline outside our gym
|Trampoline training for anyone who ever wanted to fly
|When you burn out on skills training, we’ll reignite your spark
|When you can beat our obstacle course in the gym, you can beat obstacles in life
|Mental and physical training for athletes
|The superhero training ground that helps you fly
|Watch your child jump to new heights
|Our kids soar higher
|Your train better when you think 3 feet off the ground
|Caution: Ninjas at work
|The trampoline park designed for athletes
|Learn to move like water
|Bounce your way to a better body
|athletic training, with a twist
|When our staff takes your child under our wing, they’ll soar to new heights
|The next time you hit a wall, we’ll help you jump over it
|Agility training for any sport
|The trampoline park that makes you a better athlete
|The agility training gym superheroes
|Who says you need to keep your feet on your ground
|Everything you believe about your physical limitations is about to change
|If you kids have energy to burn, we’ve got the space
|Better get your camera ready. Your kid is about to do some amazing things.
|We’ll train you how to bounce beyond your own borders
|Get trained by a professional to become a professional
|Have you hit your training wall? We’ll teach you how to bounce over it.
|Ever dream you can fly? We’ll train you how.
|Train with more power
|You’ll be amazed how high you can fly
|Don’t let gravity hold you back from athletic greatness
|Here’s why you should never listen to people who say you can’t
|Fly as high as you can
|Tumbling and trampoline training for all around athleticism
|When you combine gymnastics with superhero capabilities, you become better at everything
|Hone your athletic skills by having a little fun
|How to make your child absolutely fearless
|Want to be a better athlete? Let’s kick it up a notch.
|The all-around training facility for athletes
|Flip, bounce and tumble your way to the A-list
|We encourage you to break your physical limits, and give you a safe place to land when you do
|We treat your superhero like family
|Train like a kangaroo
|Teaching children to become better athletes (and better people)
|Teaching children they can fly, one bounce a time
|The foam pit and trampoline park for athletic development
|Train like you live in The Matrix
|All the elements of a ninja warrior, plus a lot more fun
|Watch your kids bounce like silly putty
|We train you how to bounce beyond the competition
|When you’re not afraid to fall, you’re not afraid to fail
|When we teach your athletes how to fly, nothing can hold them back.
|Discover the true athleticism hiding within your kids
|When your kids have energy to burn, it’s time to bounce
|Bounce your way to athletic success
|The most fun you can have while becoming a better athlete
|Kick your training into a higher gear
|For children who want to bounce like Tigger & fly like Owl
|Turn yourself into a human fidget spinner
|Put your body through a roller coaster with every jump
|Training to beat yourself is the best way to
|Ever want to train like a ninja warrior?
|If you don’t think you can fly, you’re wrong
|When’s the last time you smiled while training
|Bounce up to your full athletic potential?
|Wanted: Kids ready to soar
|Falling hurts less when you’re on a rubber floor
|Watch your child flip into athletic success
|When you can fly, you can do anything
|Guaranteed to tire your kids out, every session
|Take the fear out of failing
|The trampoline clinic for all-around athletic development
|Who knew training to be brave could be this fun?
|When you become good enough to beat yourself, you become good enough to win
|Developing athletes, one bounce at a time
|Move fast, bounce high
|Gamify your athletic training
|The fastest way to tire out active kids, is to let them jump
|In between the bounces are valuable friendships & lessons
|Exercise is more fun when it’s on a trampoline
|If you can succeed in the air, you can succeed on the ground
|Your boundaries are limitless
|Never stop bouncing
|It’s amazing what you can accomplish after you learn you can fly
|When you bounce as high as can go, nothing will contain you
|All the best athletes know how to bounce
|This is what happens when you mix breakdancing, martial arts & gymnastic training
|Jump into your full potential
|Ever wonder what it would be like fly like a super hero?
Overall: OK, but not as powerful as I was hoping for. I wanted this to feel more energetic.
Lessons: I wish I could capture the feeling of watching these kids. It’s awe-inspiring.
- If this were a list of headlines for a blog post rather than taglines for a website, I know I could nail it. Might be fun to write one for my personal blog one day.
- The real challenge came when I looked at their website and tried to find a balance between writing for parents (the decision makers) and participants (kids ages 6-16).
- I didn’t want to step on the lines they already have—which work for their audience
- The reviews were mostly from parents raving about the coaching staff. Not as helpful as I hoped.
- 79 lines without the template
Time: About 1:10 over 2 sessions.
Only 40 days to go! Let me know if you’d like to see your page on the list.