Day 60: Jump TNT Trampoline Training

I wrote today’s post while watching my kids play at Jump TNT. I’m sitting on the bleachers and they’re bouncing, thumping and spinning all over trampolines and gym equipment straight from The Avengers.

There’s a group of teenagers a 12 feet to my left doing Capoeira exercises. I pulled a muscle in my head just watching them. And I’m pretty sure one kid did 47 jumping jacks while levitating. Upside down.  With a fidget spinner.

This is a training ground for superheroes, my friend.

Luckily, I’ve got my laptop with me. Because my super power is headlines. (<–Sorry.)

Here are 101 of them about Jump TNT:

1	This is how superheroes train
2	When you can jump 13′ high, there’s nothing that can stop you
3	We encourage you to jump higher. Then you do.
4	Take the fear out of flying higher
5	Train like a superhero
6	Flip, twist, and bounce to a new level of athleticism
7	When everything is soft, you’re not afraid to fall
8	Whoever told you to stay grounded was wrong
9	Watch the walls between you and athletic success come tumbling down
10	Remove the fear of falling–and train harder
11	Train to be a ninja, and bounce to new heights
12	The most fun you’ll ever have becoming a better athlete
13	When your current training regimen plateaus, it’s time to jump
14	Discipline in our gym = Discipline outside our gym
15	Trampoline training for anyone who ever wanted to fly
16	When you burn out on skills training, we’ll reignite your spark
17	When you can beat our obstacle course in the gym, you can beat obstacles in life
18	Mental and physical training for athletes
19	The superhero training ground that helps you fly
20	Watch your child jump to new heights
21	Our kids soar higher
22	Your train better when you think 3 feet off the ground
23	Caution: Ninjas at work
24	The trampoline park designed for athletes
25	Learn to move like water
26	Bounce your way to a better body
27	athletic training, with a twist
28	When our staff takes your child under our wing, they’ll soar to new heights
29	The next time you hit a wall, we’ll help you jump over it
30	Agility training for any sport
31	The trampoline park that makes you a better athlete
32	The agility training gym superheroes
33	Who says you need to keep your feet on your ground
34	Everything you believe about your physical limitations is about to change
35	If you kids have energy to burn, we’ve got the space
36	Better get your camera ready. Your kid is about to do some amazing things.
37	We’ll train you how to bounce beyond your own borders
38	Get trained by a professional to become a professional
39	Have you hit your training wall? We’ll teach you how to bounce over it.
40	Ever dream you can fly? We’ll train you how.
41	Train with more power
42	You’ll be amazed how high you can fly
43	Don’t let gravity hold you back from athletic greatness
44	Here’s why you should never listen to people who say you can’t
45	Fly as high as you can
46	Tumbling and trampoline training for all around athleticism
47	When you combine gymnastics with superhero capabilities, you become better at everything
48	Hone your athletic skills by having a little fun
49	How to make your child absolutely fearless
50	Want to be a better athlete? Let’s kick it up a notch.
51	The all-around training facility for athletes
52	Flip, bounce and tumble your way to the A-list
53	We encourage you to break your physical limits, and give you a safe place to land when you do
54	We treat your superhero like family
55	Train like a kangaroo
56	Teaching children to become better athletes (and better people)
57	Teaching children they can fly, one bounce a time
58	The foam pit and trampoline park for athletic development
59	Train like you live in The Matrix
60	All the elements of a ninja warrior, plus a lot more fun
61	Watch your kids bounce like silly putty
62	We train you how to bounce beyond the competition
63	When you’re not afraid to fall, you’re not afraid to fail
64	When we teach your athletes how to fly, nothing can hold them back.
65	Discover the true athleticism hiding within your kids
66	When your kids have energy to burn, it’s time to bounce
67	Bounce your way to athletic success
68	The most fun you can have while becoming a better athlete
69	Kick your training into a higher gear
70	For children who want to bounce like Tigger & fly like Owl
71	Turn yourself into a human fidget spinner
72	Put your body through a roller coaster with every jump
73	Training to beat yourself is the best way to
74	Ever want to train like a ninja warrior?
75	If you don’t think you can fly, you’re wrong
76	When’s the last time you smiled while training
77	Bounce up to your full athletic potential?
78	Wanted: Kids ready to soar
79	Falling hurts less when you’re on a rubber floor
80	Watch your child flip into athletic success
81	When you can fly, you can do anything
82	Guaranteed to tire your kids out, every session
83	Take the fear out of failing
84	The trampoline clinic for all-around athletic development
85	Who knew training to be brave could be this fun?
86	When you become good enough to beat yourself, you become good enough to win
87	Developing athletes, one bounce at a time
88	Move fast, bounce high
89	Gamify your athletic training
90	The fastest way to tire out active kids, is to let them jump
91	In between the bounces are valuable friendships & lessons
92	Exercise is more fun when it’s on a trampoline
93	If you can succeed in the air, you can succeed on the ground
94	Your boundaries are limitless
95	Never stop bouncing
96	It’s amazing what you can accomplish after you learn you can fly
97	When you bounce as high as can go, nothing will contain you
98	All the best athletes know how to bounce
99	This is what happens when you mix breakdancing, martial arts & gymnastic training
100	Jump into your full potential
101	Ever wonder what it would be like fly like a super hero?

 

Overall: OK, but not as powerful as I was hoping for. I wanted this to feel more energetic.

Lessons: I wish I could capture the feeling of watching these kids. It’s awe-inspiring.

• If this were a list of headlines for a blog post rather than taglines for a website, I know I could nail it. Might be fun to write one for my personal blog one day.
• The real challenge came when I looked at their website and tried to find a balance between writing for parents (the decision makers) and participants (kids ages 6-16).
• I didn’t want to step on the lines they already have—which work for their audience
• The reviews were mostly from parents raving about the coaching staff. Not as helpful as I hoped.
• 79 lines without the template

Time: About 1:10 over 2 sessions.

Only 40 days to go! Let me know if you’d like to see your page on the list

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