SMARTDUVET

I really want to buy this.

The Smart Duvet is a blanket powered by air. This means it can warm and cool you all night, and there’s an app you can use to pre-heat the bed before you get in…

Did I mention it can also make itself?

Holy sheet.

I don’t often use exclamation points, but this is a game changer!

See, my wife and I are on opposite ends of the sleep spectrum. She sleeps with a big, heavy blanket—and I’m usually under a top sheet with one leg kicked out. We’ve also got a Sleep Number bed because she sleeps soft and I prefer a rock. Add 2 kids popping in throughout the night, plus 2 dogs who like to use my face as a pillow, and you can see how sleep is difficult to come by for me.

Count me in for The Smart Duvet:

1 In the time it takes to tap a button, your bed is already made
2 Snuggle into the perfect blanket
3 The coolest blanket you’ve ever seen (Or the hottest. Your choice)
4 The cheater’s guide for making the bed each morning
5 Sleep as cool as a cucumber
6 There’s nothing like getting into a nice warm bed each night
7 Bad news for people who don’t love sleep
8 Better sleep is just a smart blanket away
9 She sleeps hot. You sleep cool. And this is the perfect bed for both of you
10 Why pay to cool the whole house, when you can just cool your bed?
11 Yet another reason to never get out of bed
12 Keep your bed one temperature, and her side another
13 If you’ve ever been hot or cold at night, this is the blanket for you
14 Sleep is calling. Good thing the app is on your phone.
15 Sleep just got even better
16 Spend a night in shining armor
17 Climate control for you bed
18 A nice cool breeze to help you sleep
19 The self-making bed for lazy people
20 Tired of making the bed each morning? There’s an app for that.
21 Count your nice, warm, app-controlled sheep
22 Why would you ever choose a dumb duvet, when you can have a smart one?
23 The “We don’t fight over sleep temperature anymore” blanket
24 Dual-zone heating and air, for your bed
25 The bed that makes, bakes & wakes itself
26 You’re not still making the bed the old way, are you?
27 You’re just a few degrees away from the best sleep ever
28 The covers that have you covered
29 Time to heat things up in the bedroom
30 Tired of sleeping with one leg over the covers?
31 Tired of feeling like you sleep in a different climate zone than your spouse?
32 Improving the comfort of your sleep, one degree at a time
33 A temperature controlled blanket that makes itself? I must be dreaming.
34 Preheat your bed on cold nights
35 She likes to sleep hot. He likes to sleep cold. This blanket makes both of them happy
36 Make your bed the perfect temperature. For each of you.
37 If Tesla made a blanket, it would be this
38 Guys, you may not even know what a duvet is, but this one can save your relationship
39 The blanket you’ll be bragging to your friends about
40 Even if you don’t know what a duvet is, you’re going to want a smart one
41 Sleep snug as a bug in a temperature-controlled rug
42 You could say working on this blanket has been our “dream job”
43 Redefining a good night’s sleep
44 Your car has 2 air zones. Now your bed does to.
45 Holy sheet! This blanket is the coolest!
46 Find the sweat / sweet spot
47 Doesn’t matter how hot or cold your house gets. Your bed is always perfect
48 You can warm up your car before you get in it. Why not your bed?
49 You’ll never get tired of how perfect this blanket is
50 This is the self-making bed you’ve been dreaming about
51 Get a blanket as cool as the other side of the pillow–all night long
52 Get a blanket smarter than your thermostat
53 Discover how good the perfect blanket can feel
54 Keep your cool when things start heating up in bed
55 Forget to make your bed? Call it.
56 Like a sleep number bed for your covers
57 This is what it would feel like to have a Nest thermostat on your bed
58 Did this self-making bed just made all your dreams come true?
59 The only thing missing now, is a smarter pillow
60 Get a bed that makes it self
61 The blanket with its own thermostat
62 Does sleeping at 2 different temperatures make your relationship a nightmare?
63 Step out of your clothes, and into a pre-heated bed
64 Where you lose your cool and find your warmth
65 The coolest thing about sleeping is setting the perfect temperature for each of you
66 The blanket that heats things up in the bedroom
67 Never get up to change the thermostat after bedtime again
68 Get that warm & fuzzy feeling every time you climb into bed
69 Sleep is always a smart idea. But this blanket is pure genius
70 No more getting sweaty in the bedroom
71 Sleeping at the perfect temperature? Cool. A bed that makes it self? Cooler.
72 The blanket that keeps things perfect for both of you
73 Sleeping just got a whole lot cooler
74 Designed by men & woman, and approved by both
75 Now couples don’t have to sleep with 2 separate blankets anymore
76 This is one smart blanket you’ll love from night one
77 Still your bed, still your blankets–just smarter
78 Now there is no wrong side of the bed
79 For when you like to sleep on the sun, but your spouse likes the dark side of the moon
80 Who knew sleep could be even more wonderful
81 Make your bed the perfect temperature. Then keep it that way
82 Find the perfect sleep temperature (without having to keep one leg outside the covers)
83 For when you like it hot, but she likes it cool
84 This evening calls for perfect temperatures, all night long
85 Now there’s an app that makes your bed
86 Tired of compromising on blankets with your spouse?
87 Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool.
88 Like a thermostat just for your bed
89 The blanket for better sleep
90 Make your bed room temperature. Always.
91 We can’t decide which part we like more. The perfect temperature, or watching the bed make itself
92 Sleep like a log (on a cool summer night)
93 Where good sleep happens fast
94 This bed rocks (you to sleep)
95 No more fighting over sleep temperature… Or who makes the bed
96 The perfect sleep temperature, all night long
97 The coolest thing about sleeping
98 The “This blanket feels perfect” duvet
99 The bed that makes itself
100 Install the nap app
101 Like having a heated seat and air conditioning for your bed
102 Pre-heat your bed
103 Who knew your blanket could have an app?

 

Overall: Nailed it. I can’t remember the last time I thought so many lines were usable. And I whipped up 90 (!) without touching the template. So close to doing it all! But I was seriously drained by the end, my friend.

Lessons: This is still in testing so there weren’t any reviews to go on. I was able to view a few videos, but most of this was imagination. Luckily it was a pain I feel every night so I didn’t need much help.

  • I’m not going to pretend like we make our bed every morning, so that benefit played second fiddle to the heating. But it’d be nice to have fo’ sho.
  • I should note that I believe this site was written overseas. There may be some regional nuances that wouldn’t work.

Time: Sorry! I forgot. But most of these were done in one session. Probably a little longer than usual because of digging around for research.

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OK, now go to sleep.