We’re halfway done!!!!!!!!!

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OK, enough about me…

Loliware is a flavored, edible, organic drinking cup. Essentially, beverage ware you can eat. They tout themselves as being “biodegr(edible)”—which is pretty clever—and they’ve got a good brand story. I like that their heart is in the right place, and I’m happy I came across their site.

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This is an interesting idea. Based on the reviews, it looks like they might still have a few shipping kinks to work out (high breakage rates), but their designs are really nice. I hope they do well.

If they need it, here are 101 lines for them:

1 The cup that’s more interesting than your company
2 You don’t toss this empty cup. You eat it.
3 If you can’t eat your cup, I’ll eat my hat.
4 Meet (and eat) your new favorite cup
5 The good-flavor cup that doesn’t end up in your trash
6 Who says you need to recycle to be green?
7 Got the drinking munchies? Here’s the cure.
8 The perfect accompaniment to any cold drink
9 Solo cups? Not for you party.
10 If you never thought you could eat a cup, you’d be wrong
11 Good drinks don’t end at the cup
12 Don’t sip another drink, until you’ve bitten into our cup
13 Drinks taste better when you can eat the cup
14 For party hosts who want something people will remember
15 Bite into a better drink
16 The cup so tasty, you don’t even need to fill it to enjoy.
17 When’s the last time you ate a drink?
18 The cup that turns heads
19 Kick up the flavor in your next drink
20 Bite into a better way to drink
21 Bite into your new favorite cup
22 Now an empty cup is a thing to celebrate
23 Why choose between a snack or drink when you can have both?
24 Eat, drink & be tasty
25 At last, a biodegradable cup you can eat
26 Does drinking make you hungry?
27 Where you lose your Solo cup and find your flavor
28 All the drink, none of the waste
29 How to eat your cups
30 Don’t flavor your drinks. Flavor your cups.
31 You’ll get some strange looks when you start eating your cup, but once you try it…
32 Why pay extra for flavored vodka, when you can enjoy the whole cup
33 Where you lose your glass and find your snack
34 Loliware: the cup Mother Nature would use.
35 You can’t do this with an ordinary cup
36 The cup that tastes as good as dessert
37 For tree-huggers who likes to party
38 Recycling is so 2016
39 Take a bite of drinks
40 You can compost your cup. Or you can eat it.
41 Don’t flavor drinks. Drink your flavors.
42 Why just drink your beverage when you can eat it?
43 Eat your way through a better way to drink
44 The best part of you drink isn’t what’s in the cup
45 The cup so pretty, you’ll want to eat it
46 Get a taste of this cup
47 Why wash cups when you can eat them?
48 Now all you need is an excuse to throw a party
49 Like a taco shell for your favorite beverage
50 The “my cup tastes delicious” drinking glass
51 No more awkwardly standing around with an empty cup in your hands
52 Sweeten up your party with edible cups
53 Bite into your drink
54 Make the most interesting guest at your party, the cups.
55 The party cup they’ll be talking about for years
56 Stop drinking your beverages. And start eating them.
57 Drink from a cup you can eat
58 Would you like your cup crunchy or soft?
59 Don’t put your cup in the trash. Put it in your belly.
60 Edible cups for health-conscious people with guests
61 The sooner you start eating your cups, the cooler your life becomes
62 For party hosts who don’t want to deal with the trash
63 Combining food and drinks into 1 lovely cup
64 Sick your chompers on your cup
65 If they created a song about red Solo cups, they’ll write a symphony about these.
66 Good for your drink. Good for your mouth. Good for the planet
67 Stop throwing your cups away. Start eating them.
68 You’ve never been so happy to finish a drink
69 Chew your choice of cup
70 You’re invited to a meet & eat party
71 The lazy man’s way to clear the dishes
72 Enjoy a cup of cups
73 Edible cups for interesting parties
74 Imagine the look on their face when you start eating your cup
75 Wo cares what you’re drinking when you can eat the cup
76 The cup you can eat for lunch
77 The cup your guests will never forget
78 The cuppa cuppa
79 You don’t have to worry about dishes when you can eat them
80 Your cup is never empty with Loliware
81 The cup that runneth over with flavor
82 Eating the cup is more fun than drinking your drink
83 Alcohol just got even more fun
84 Not sure where to put your empty cup? Eat it.
85 The edible cup for eco-friendly parties
86 Drinking just got better
87 Who needs food when you can eat your cup?
88 Helping party hosts spice up their event
89 Cups that taste as good as they look
90 The cup designed to wine & dine your beverage
91 The cup you can eat
92 Why clean dishes when you can eat them instead?
93 Drink without waste
94 Discover the new flavor of drinks with your edible cups
95 Drink your snack
96 Get people talking about your drinks (in a good way)
97 Remember that time you ate your cup at a party?
98 We were asked to create an eco-friendly party cup. Loliware is our answer
99 Where earth-friendly meets tasty
100 Changing the way you drink, one cup at a time
101 The edible cup that’s good for your garden

 

Overall: Not as celebratory as I was hoping for, but not bad. Even though they were decent, the themes became repetitive. I can’t help but feel like I’m missing something .

Lessons: I liked the Solo Cup comparison because it picks a fight. I should try doing more of that in the second half of the project.

  • This is another post that skews more female than my usual topics. I still struggle with these
  • If they make a beer stein version of this, I’m all in for writing about it
  • The reviews left me hanging. There wasn’t much to pull from.
  • I had a lot going on today. That might have come out in the lines.

Time: 1:05 in 1 long session.

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OK, time to go celebrate the 50% mark. Maybe I’ll even eat the cup.