We’re halfway done!!!!!!!!!
OK, enough about me…
Loliware is a flavored, edible, organic drinking cup. Essentially, beverage ware you can eat. They tout themselves as being “biodegr(edible)”—which is pretty clever—and they’ve got a good brand story. I like that their heart is in the right place, and I’m happy I came across their site.
This is an interesting idea. Based on the reviews, it looks like they might still have a few shipping kinks to work out (high breakage rates), but their designs are really nice. I hope they do well.
If they need it, here are 101 lines for them:
| 1 | The cup that’s more interesting than your company |
| 2 | You don’t toss this empty cup. You eat it. |
| 3 | If you can’t eat your cup, I’ll eat my hat. |
| 4 | Meet (and eat) your new favorite cup |
| 5 | The good-flavor cup that doesn’t end up in your trash |
| 6 | Who says you need to recycle to be green? |
| 7 | Got the drinking munchies? Here’s the cure. |
| 8 | The perfect accompaniment to any cold drink |
| 9 | Solo cups? Not for you party. |
| 10 | If you never thought you could eat a cup, you’d be wrong |
| 11 | Good drinks don’t end at the cup |
| 12 | Don’t sip another drink, until you’ve bitten into our cup |
| 13 | Drinks taste better when you can eat the cup |
| 14 | For party hosts who want something people will remember |
| 15 | Bite into a better drink |
| 16 | The cup so tasty, you don’t even need to fill it to enjoy. |
| 17 | When’s the last time you ate a drink? |
| 18 | The cup that turns heads |
| 19 | Kick up the flavor in your next drink |
| 20 | Bite into a better way to drink |
| 21 | Bite into your new favorite cup |
| 22 | Now an empty cup is a thing to celebrate |
| 23 | Why choose between a snack or drink when you can have both? |
| 24 | Eat, drink & be tasty |
| 25 | At last, a biodegradable cup you can eat |
| 26 | Does drinking make you hungry? |
| 27 | Where you lose your Solo cup and find your flavor |
| 28 | All the drink, none of the waste |
| 29 | How to eat your cups |
| 30 | Don’t flavor your drinks. Flavor your cups. |
| 31 | You’ll get some strange looks when you start eating your cup, but once you try it… |
| 32 | Why pay extra for flavored vodka, when you can enjoy the whole cup |
| 33 | Where you lose your glass and find your snack |
| 34 | Loliware: the cup Mother Nature would use. |
| 35 | You can’t do this with an ordinary cup |
| 36 | The cup that tastes as good as dessert |
| 37 | For tree-huggers who likes to party |
| 38 | Recycling is so 2016 |
| 39 | Take a bite of drinks |
| 40 | You can compost your cup. Or you can eat it. |
| 41 | Don’t flavor drinks. Drink your flavors. |
| 42 | Why just drink your beverage when you can eat it? |
| 43 | Eat your way through a better way to drink |
| 44 | The best part of you drink isn’t what’s in the cup |
| 45 | The cup so pretty, you’ll want to eat it |
| 46 | Get a taste of this cup |
| 47 | Why wash cups when you can eat them? |
| 48 | Now all you need is an excuse to throw a party |
| 49 | Like a taco shell for your favorite beverage |
| 50 | The “my cup tastes delicious” drinking glass |
| 51 | No more awkwardly standing around with an empty cup in your hands |
| 52 | Sweeten up your party with edible cups |
| 53 | Bite into your drink |
| 54 | Make the most interesting guest at your party, the cups. |
| 55 | The party cup they’ll be talking about for years |
| 56 | Stop drinking your beverages. And start eating them. |
| 57 | Drink from a cup you can eat |
| 58 | Would you like your cup crunchy or soft? |
| 59 | Don’t put your cup in the trash. Put it in your belly. |
| 60 | Edible cups for health-conscious people with guests |
| 61 | The sooner you start eating your cups, the cooler your life becomes |
| 62 | For party hosts who don’t want to deal with the trash |
| 63 | Combining food and drinks into 1 lovely cup |
| 64 | Sick your chompers on your cup |
| 65 | If they created a song about red Solo cups, they’ll write a symphony about these. |
| 66 | Good for your drink. Good for your mouth. Good for the planet |
| 67 | Stop throwing your cups away. Start eating them. |
| 68 | You’ve never been so happy to finish a drink |
| 69 | Chew your choice of cup |
| 70 | You’re invited to a meet & eat party |
| 71 | The lazy man’s way to clear the dishes |
| 72 | Enjoy a cup of cups |
| 73 | Edible cups for interesting parties |
| 74 | Imagine the look on their face when you start eating your cup |
| 75 | Wo cares what you’re drinking when you can eat the cup |
| 76 | The cup you can eat for lunch |
| 77 | The cup your guests will never forget |
| 78 | The cuppa cuppa |
| 79 | You don’t have to worry about dishes when you can eat them |
| 80 | Your cup is never empty with Loliware |
| 81 | The cup that runneth over with flavor |
| 82 | Eating the cup is more fun than drinking your drink |
| 83 | Alcohol just got even more fun |
| 84 | Not sure where to put your empty cup? Eat it. |
| 85 | The edible cup for eco-friendly parties |
| 86 | Drinking just got better |
| 87 | Who needs food when you can eat your cup? |
| 88 | Helping party hosts spice up their event |
| 89 | Cups that taste as good as they look |
| 90 | The cup designed to wine & dine your beverage |
| 91 | The cup you can eat |
| 92 | Why clean dishes when you can eat them instead? |
| 93 | Drink without waste |
| 94 | Discover the new flavor of drinks with your edible cups |
| 95 | Drink your snack |
| 96 | Get people talking about your drinks (in a good way) |
| 97 | Remember that time you ate your cup at a party? |
| 98 | We were asked to create an eco-friendly party cup. Loliware is our answer |
| 99 | Where earth-friendly meets tasty |
| 100 | Changing the way you drink, one cup at a time |
| 101 | The edible cup that’s good for your garden |
Overall: Not as celebratory as I was hoping for, but not bad. Even though they were decent, the themes became repetitive. I can’t help but feel like I’m missing something .
Lessons: I liked the Solo Cup comparison because it picks a fight. I should try doing more of that in the second half of the project.
- This is another post that skews more female than my usual topics. I still struggle with these
- If they make a beer stein version of this, I’m all in for writing about it
- The reviews left me hanging. There wasn’t much to pull from.
- I had a lot going on today. That might have come out in the lines.
Time: 1:05 in 1 long session.
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OK, time to go celebrate the 50% mark. Maybe I’ll even eat the cup.
Why would anyone want to eat their cup? Answer that and you have some headlines.
See, I think that’s where I fell short today. I couldn’t decide if it was the eco friendly person, the fancy party goer, or a girl in a skinny black dress. Whoever it is, I couldn’t really channel them. Now if it was about a beer glass, I would’ve written about all the other dumb stuff I eat when I drink. 🙂