We’re halfway done!!!!!!!!!
OK, enough about me…
Loliware is a flavored, edible, organic drinking cup. Essentially, beverage ware you can eat. They tout themselves as being “biodegr(edible)”—which is pretty clever—and they’ve got a good brand story. I like that their heart is in the right place, and I’m happy I came across their site.
This is an interesting idea. Based on the reviews, it looks like they might still have a few shipping kinks to work out (high breakage rates), but their designs are really nice. I hope they do well.
If they need it, here are 101 lines for them:
1 | The cup that’s more interesting than your company |
2 | You don’t toss this empty cup. You eat it. |
3 | If you can’t eat your cup, I’ll eat my hat. |
4 | Meet (and eat) your new favorite cup |
5 | The good-flavor cup that doesn’t end up in your trash |
6 | Who says you need to recycle to be green? |
7 | Got the drinking munchies? Here’s the cure. |
8 | The perfect accompaniment to any cold drink |
9 | Solo cups? Not for you party. |
10 | If you never thought you could eat a cup, you’d be wrong |
11 | Good drinks don’t end at the cup |
12 | Don’t sip another drink, until you’ve bitten into our cup |
13 | Drinks taste better when you can eat the cup |
14 | For party hosts who want something people will remember |
15 | Bite into a better drink |
16 | The cup so tasty, you don’t even need to fill it to enjoy. |
17 | When’s the last time you ate a drink? |
18 | The cup that turns heads |
19 | Kick up the flavor in your next drink |
20 | Bite into a better way to drink |
21 | Bite into your new favorite cup |
22 | Now an empty cup is a thing to celebrate |
23 | Why choose between a snack or drink when you can have both? |
24 | Eat, drink & be tasty |
25 | At last, a biodegradable cup you can eat |
26 | Does drinking make you hungry? |
27 | Where you lose your Solo cup and find your flavor |
28 | All the drink, none of the waste |
29 | How to eat your cups |
30 | Don’t flavor your drinks. Flavor your cups. |
31 | You’ll get some strange looks when you start eating your cup, but once you try it… |
32 | Why pay extra for flavored vodka, when you can enjoy the whole cup |
33 | Where you lose your glass and find your snack |
34 | Loliware: the cup Mother Nature would use. |
35 | You can’t do this with an ordinary cup |
36 | The cup that tastes as good as dessert |
37 | For tree-huggers who likes to party |
38 | Recycling is so 2016 |
39 | Take a bite of drinks |
40 | You can compost your cup. Or you can eat it. |
41 | Don’t flavor drinks. Drink your flavors. |
42 | Why just drink your beverage when you can eat it? |
43 | Eat your way through a better way to drink |
44 | The best part of you drink isn’t what’s in the cup |
45 | The cup so pretty, you’ll want to eat it |
46 | Get a taste of this cup |
47 | Why wash cups when you can eat them? |
48 | Now all you need is an excuse to throw a party |
49 | Like a taco shell for your favorite beverage |
50 | The “my cup tastes delicious” drinking glass |
51 | No more awkwardly standing around with an empty cup in your hands |
52 | Sweeten up your party with edible cups |
53 | Bite into your drink |
54 | Make the most interesting guest at your party, the cups. |
55 | The party cup they’ll be talking about for years |
56 | Stop drinking your beverages. And start eating them. |
57 | Drink from a cup you can eat |
58 | Would you like your cup crunchy or soft? |
59 | Don’t put your cup in the trash. Put it in your belly. |
60 | Edible cups for health-conscious people with guests |
61 | The sooner you start eating your cups, the cooler your life becomes |
62 | For party hosts who don’t want to deal with the trash |
63 | Combining food and drinks into 1 lovely cup |
64 | Sick your chompers on your cup |
65 | If they created a song about red Solo cups, they’ll write a symphony about these. |
66 | Good for your drink. Good for your mouth. Good for the planet |
67 | Stop throwing your cups away. Start eating them. |
68 | You’ve never been so happy to finish a drink |
69 | Chew your choice of cup |
70 | You’re invited to a meet & eat party |
71 | The lazy man’s way to clear the dishes |
72 | Enjoy a cup of cups |
73 | Edible cups for interesting parties |
74 | Imagine the look on their face when you start eating your cup |
75 | Wo cares what you’re drinking when you can eat the cup |
76 | The cup you can eat for lunch |
77 | The cup your guests will never forget |
78 | The cuppa cuppa |
79 | You don’t have to worry about dishes when you can eat them |
80 | Your cup is never empty with Loliware |
81 | The cup that runneth over with flavor |
82 | Eating the cup is more fun than drinking your drink |
83 | Alcohol just got even more fun |
84 | Not sure where to put your empty cup? Eat it. |
85 | The edible cup for eco-friendly parties |
86 | Drinking just got better |
87 | Who needs food when you can eat your cup? |
88 | Helping party hosts spice up their event |
89 | Cups that taste as good as they look |
90 | The cup designed to wine & dine your beverage |
91 | The cup you can eat |
92 | Why clean dishes when you can eat them instead? |
93 | Drink without waste |
94 | Discover the new flavor of drinks with your edible cups |
95 | Drink your snack |
96 | Get people talking about your drinks (in a good way) |
97 | Remember that time you ate your cup at a party? |
98 | We were asked to create an eco-friendly party cup. Loliware is our answer |
99 | Where earth-friendly meets tasty |
100 | Changing the way you drink, one cup at a time |
101 | The edible cup that’s good for your garden |
Overall: Not as celebratory as I was hoping for, but not bad. Even though they were decent, the themes became repetitive. I can’t help but feel like I’m missing something .
Lessons: I liked the Solo Cup comparison because it picks a fight. I should try doing more of that in the second half of the project.
- This is another post that skews more female than my usual topics. I still struggle with these
- If they make a beer stein version of this, I’m all in for writing about it
- The reviews left me hanging. There wasn’t much to pull from.
- I had a lot going on today. That might have come out in the lines.
Time: 1:05 in 1 long session.
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OK, time to go celebrate the 50% mark. Maybe I’ll even eat the cup.
Why would anyone want to eat their cup? Answer that and you have some headlines.
See, I think that’s where I fell short today. I couldn’t decide if it was the eco friendly person, the fancy party goer, or a girl in a skinny black dress. Whoever it is, I couldn’t really channel them. Now if it was about a beer glass, I would’ve written about all the other dumb stuff I eat when I drink. 🙂