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Spinning off yesterday’s Star Registry post, I wanted to test how much I can pull for a similar-yet-different list. So today, it’s about Owl Adoption.

Now, there are a few different agencies that do this. Essentially, you donate to a specific cause, and your contribution gives you a “symbolic adoption” of a bird. I could’ve chosen any animal, but my daughter “has” an owl, so I stuck with that.

Took about 60 lines for me to realize all the hooters jokes I could’ve/should’ve been making. I’m so disappointed in myself.

Anyway, here are 100 lines about Owl Adoption:

1Now you can have a pet like no one else
2If you real child turns their head around as much as your owl child, call for help
3For owl lovers who want to do more
4Adopt an owl, and become Mother Nature
5Providing food and shelter to owls in need, one adoption at a time
6Stop wishing you had an owl, and adopt one
7Owl therapy is all the rage
8The wisest way to choose a symbolic pet
9Every owl needs family
10Adopt the cat of birds
11Lift your spirits with the gift of an owl
12Don’t just love owls. Adopt one.
13Owl lovers flock together
14This owl needs a mom
15Adopting an owl is always a hoot
16Will you be this owl’s new mom?
17You’re going to love watching your owl grow
18Protect an owl with every adoption
19Owls make your heart soar
20Adopting owls is wise choice
21Will you be spotted with your owl?
22Helping owl lovers become a more connected with their passion
23Whooo cares about owls? You do.
24Make a difference in the recipient, and the owl’s life
25Like adopting a really fluffy child, without the angsty teenage years
26Adopt an owl and make you hooter jokes for days
27Adopt an owl, and become birds of a feather
28Take an owl under your wing
29Adopting owls is a hoot
30Symbolic gifts for friends who give a hoot
31Your chance to own the symbol of wisdom
32The “I just adopted an owl!” wildlife preserve
33Give a hoot—and get a hoot.
34They don’t make great pets, but they sure are great family
35Discover the rewards of watching your owl grow
36A wing and a prayer for a bird of prey
37Give an owl and wing and a prayer
38Haven’t you always to be an owl’s mommy?
39Whooo will you adopt an owl for?
40Get the owls that’s been missing from your life
41Get the pet Harry Potter has
42Adopt a whole family of owls. Become an owlcaholic.
43Change an owl’s life today—and yours
44When you give an owl a home, you give an owl a chance
45Help save these miraculous creatures
46Your gift isn’t just of the owl. It’s for the owl.
47Every gift nurses a sick owl back to health
48Adopting owls make you feel fantastic
49The best way to get nice hooters.
50Your symbolic adoption will change an owl’s world
51If you have an animal lover in your life, this is perfect
52Whooo says you can’t adopt an owl?
53Protect an owl and the world it lives in
54Adopt a piece of wildlife
55We’ll treat your owl like it was our own
56Nothing makes you more proud than seeing your owl grow up
57Adopt your owl and visit it anytime
58When you adopt good owls, you get nice hooters
59Your symbolic adoption could save this owl’s life
60Give an owl a chance
61Like a child, only cleaner, flighty, and fluffy
62When you give a hoot, you get a hoot
63Owl always love my bird
64As their environment changes, all owls need new homes
65The gift that makes a difference
66We won’t tell if it becomes your favorite child
67Everyone needs a little owl time
68Your favorite part of the adoption? Owl of it.
69Make a difference to owls, and the world
70How many other presents can rotate their heads like this?
71Spread your wings, and adopt an owl today
72Saving owls, one adoption at a time
73The perfect gift for animal lovers
74When you care about owls, you care for owls.
75It’s wise to adopt your owl (and let us raise it for you)
76Now all you need is a wand, a broom, and a scar
77You’ll love your new family member
78They’ll love your gift, owlways
79Where good owls get a great home
80Adopt an owl (Invitation to the Wizarding World not included)
81Owls are magical creatures. Just ask Harry Potter
82Adopt an owl without the dirty work
83How to make a difference in an owl’s life (and yours)
84The best way to support your favorite birds
85Make a difference in an owl’s life (and yours)
86Adopt an owl and watch it grow, year after year
87The perfect gift for the Harry Potter fan in your life
88Your adoption makes owl the difference
89Whooo says adopting owls is for the birds?
90Your adoption means a world of difference
91A new family member you’ll look forward to visiting on holidays
92Honestly, they may be the best behaved member of your family
93Become an owl’s mom today
94Become an owl defender
95We’ll take care of you owl, so it won’t ruffle your feathers
96Adopting one feels good owl over
97It’s the wise thing to do
98Now you can test for yourself, how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
99A gift that will make your heart soar
100For owl lovers tired of admiring from afar


Overall: A little heavy on the puns, but not bad. Harder than I expected it to be—partly because there are so few reviews.

Lessons: Remember how images helped me with the Tattoo Removal post? Today it was memes. I never would’ve thought about the Harry Potter connection on my own. And they inspired some truly awful puns—which are my favorite kind.

  • Support your local animal shelters!
  • There were several Owl agencies to choose from. @TheOwlsTrust had my favorite page
  • 5% of all projects I do goes toward animal rescue. Good copy saves lives.
  • After 45 days, I finally figure out to paste the list into WordPress without losing the bold formatting. SMH.

As for the star registry connection, it really wasn’t there. Surprisingly, this felt completely different. I’m going to try this again tomorrow. With monkeys! I did pull from a few song lyrics though—and that I learned from the star post.

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