Spinning off yesterday’s Star Registry post, I wanted to test how much I can pull for a similar-yet-different list. So today, it’s about Owl Adoption.
Now, there are a few different agencies that do this. Essentially, you donate to a specific cause, and your contribution gives you a “symbolic adoption” of a bird. I could’ve chosen any animal, but my daughter “has” an owl, so I stuck with that.
Took about 60 lines for me to realize all the hooters jokes I could’ve/should’ve been making. I’m so disappointed in myself.
Anyway, here are 100 lines about Owl Adoption:
| 1 | Now you can have a pet like no one else |
| 2 | If you real child turns their head around as much as your owl child, call for help |
| 3 | For owl lovers who want to do more |
| 4 | Adopt an owl, and become Mother Nature |
| 5 | Providing food and shelter to owls in need, one adoption at a time |
| 6 | Stop wishing you had an owl, and adopt one |
| 7 | Owl therapy is all the rage |
| 8 | The wisest way to choose a symbolic pet |
| 9 | Every owl needs family |
| 10 | Adopt the cat of birds |
| 11 | Lift your spirits with the gift of an owl |
| 12 | Don’t just love owls. Adopt one. |
| 13 | Owl lovers flock together |
| 14 | This owl needs a mom |
| 15 | Adopting an owl is always a hoot |
| 16 | Will you be this owl’s new mom? |
| 17 | You’re going to love watching your owl grow |
| 18 | Protect an owl with every adoption |
| 19 | Owls make your heart soar |
| 20 | Adopting owls is wise choice |
| 21 | Will you be spotted with your owl? |
| 22 | Helping owl lovers become a more connected with their passion |
| 23 | Whooo cares about owls? You do. |
| 24 | Make a difference in the recipient, and the owl’s life |
| 25 | Like adopting a really fluffy child, without the angsty teenage years |
| 26 | Adopt an owl and make you hooter jokes for days |
| 27 | Adopt an owl, and become birds of a feather |
| 28 | Take an owl under your wing |
| 29 | Adopting owls is a hoot |
| 30 | Symbolic gifts for friends who give a hoot |
| 31 | Your chance to own the symbol of wisdom |
| 32 | The “I just adopted an owl!” wildlife preserve |
| 33 | Give a hoot—and get a hoot. |
| 34 | They don’t make great pets, but they sure are great family |
| 35 | Discover the rewards of watching your owl grow |
| 36 | A wing and a prayer for a bird of prey |
| 37 | Give an owl and wing and a prayer |
| 38 | Haven’t you always to be an owl’s mommy? |
| 39 | Whooo will you adopt an owl for? |
| 40 | Get the owls that’s been missing from your life |
| 41 | Get the pet Harry Potter has |
| 42 | Adopt a whole family of owls. Become an owlcaholic. |
| 43 | Change an owl’s life today—and yours |
| 44 | When you give an owl a home, you give an owl a chance |
| 45 | Help save these miraculous creatures |
| 46 | Your gift isn’t just of the owl. It’s for the owl. |
| 47 | Every gift nurses a sick owl back to health |
| 48 | Adopting owls make you feel fantastic |
| 49 | The best way to get nice hooters. |
| 50 | Your symbolic adoption will change an owl’s world |
| 51 | If you have an animal lover in your life, this is perfect |
| 52 | Whooo says you can’t adopt an owl? |
| 53 | Protect an owl and the world it lives in |
| 54 | Adopt a piece of wildlife |
| 55 | We’ll treat your owl like it was our own |
| 56 | Nothing makes you more proud than seeing your owl grow up |
| 57 | Adopt your owl and visit it anytime |
| 58 | When you adopt good owls, you get nice hooters |
| 59 | Your symbolic adoption could save this owl’s life |
| 60 | Give an owl a chance |
| 61 | Like a child, only cleaner, flighty, and fluffy |
| 62 | When you give a hoot, you get a hoot |
| 63 | Owl always love my bird |
| 64 | As their environment changes, all owls need new homes |
| 65 | The gift that makes a difference |
| 66 | We won’t tell if it becomes your favorite child |
| 67 | Everyone needs a little owl time |
| 68 | Your favorite part of the adoption? Owl of it. |
| 69 | Make a difference to owls, and the world |
| 70 | How many other presents can rotate their heads like this? |
| 71 | Spread your wings, and adopt an owl today |
| 72 | Saving owls, one adoption at a time |
| 73 | The perfect gift for animal lovers |
| 74 | When you care about owls, you care for owls. |
| 75 | It’s wise to adopt your owl (and let us raise it for you) |
| 76 | Now all you need is a wand, a broom, and a scar |
| 77 | You’ll love your new family member |
| 78 | They’ll love your gift, owlways |
| 79 | Where good owls get a great home |
| 80 | Adopt an owl (Invitation to the Wizarding World not included) |
| 81 | Owls are magical creatures. Just ask Harry Potter |
| 82 | Adopt an owl without the dirty work |
| 83 | How to make a difference in an owl’s life (and yours) |
| 84 | The best way to support your favorite birds |
| 85 | Make a difference in an owl’s life (and yours) |
| 86 | Adopt an owl and watch it grow, year after year |
| 87 | The perfect gift for the Harry Potter fan in your life |
| 88 | Your adoption makes owl the difference |
| 89 | Whooo says adopting owls is for the birds? |
| 90 | Your adoption means a world of difference |
| 91 | A new family member you’ll look forward to visiting on holidays |
| 92 | Honestly, they may be the best behaved member of your family |
| 93 | Become an owl’s mom today |
| 94 | Become an owl defender |
| 95 | We’ll take care of you owl, so it won’t ruffle your feathers |
| 96 | Adopting one feels good owl over |
| 97 | It’s the wise thing to do |
| 98 | Now you can test for yourself, how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop |
| 99 | A gift that will make your heart soar |
| 100 | For owl lovers tired of admiring from afar |
Overall: A little heavy on the puns, but not bad. Harder than I expected it to be—partly because there are so few reviews.
Lessons: Remember how images helped me with the Tattoo Removal post? Today it was memes. I never would’ve thought about the Harry Potter connection on my own. And they inspired some truly awful puns—which are my favorite kind.
- Support your local animal shelters!
- There were several Owl agencies to choose from. @TheOwlsTrust had my favorite page
- 5% of all projects I do goes toward animal rescue. Good copy saves lives.
- After 45 days, I finally figure out to paste the list into WordPress without losing the bold formatting. SMH.
As for the star registry connection, it really wasn’t there. Surprisingly, this felt completely different. I’m going to try this again tomorrow. With monkeys! I did pull from a few song lyrics though—and that I learned from the star post.
Time: 1:15 minutes in 1 session
photo: http://dreamstop.com/owl-dream-meaning-interpretations/
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