OK, so before anyone gets on me about how these sites are all a bunch of swindlers and you can’t really register a star, yes. You are right. That’s why I’m not going to link you to any of them. That being said, stars still make nice gifts.
Also, I like writing about weird things.
Here are 100 lines about adopting a star:
| 1 | Give a gift from the heavens |
| 2 | For young lovers who are planning on eternity |
| 3 | The perfect commemoration for star-crossed lovers |
| 4 | Adopting a star is forever |
| 5 | For the person who lights up your sky |
| 6 | Be a part of what the world sees every night |
| 7 | Make someone a star |
| 8 | Because some people belong among the stars |
| 9 | Better than a star on the walk of fame |
| 10 | Own a piece of forever |
| 11 | The night becomes even more beautiful when you own a piece of it |
| 12 | Put a star in your hands |
| 13 | When someone gives you the world, you give them the sky |
| 14 | Give a gift that lasts for centuries |
| 15 | Seal your place among the stars |
| 16 | Look up at your very own star every night |
| 17 | Even when you can’t see it, you know it’s there |
| 18 | See yourself when the night comes |
| 19 | The “big bang” for you buck |
| 20 | A gift as eternal as your love |
| 21 | She’s already hung the moon. Now you’ll hang the stars around it. |
| 22 | Starlight, star bright, buy someone a star tonight |
| 23 | You’d give them the whole universe if you could |
| 24 | Excuse me while I kiss the sky |
| 25 | A beautiful way to commemorate a loved one |
| 26 | When the sun sets, your star shines |
| 27 | Send your loved one something she can cherish forever |
| 28 | Put your loved ones among the stars |
| 29 | Nothing says I love you like a big, flaming, ball of gas |
| 30 | When you wish upon your star, all your dreams come true |
| 31 | Make a wish upon your very own star |
| 32 | Stars are forever |
| 33 | Give your star its forever home |
| 34 | The gift for people who want more than the world |
| 35 | When you wish upon your star… |
| 36 | Look at the stars knowing one of them is yours |
| 37 | For the person with their head in the clouds |
| 38 | Now you can wish upon your very own star |
| 39 | Helping romantics find the perfect gift |
| 40 | See yourself among the stars |
| 41 | Your future is written in the stars |
| 42 | You can’t take the sky from me |
| 43 | For the special someone with star quality |
| 44 | For the person who belongs among the stars |
| 45 | Buy a start and make them the happiest person in the galaxy |
| 46 | The thoughtful gift, sent from heaven above |
| 47 | Sprinkle some star dust for luck |
| 48 | From the sky to your room |
| 49 | Because they deserve the whole universe |
| 50 | Commemorate a moment with a piece of eternity |
| 51 | You’ve got a star on your hands |
| 52 | Buy a star, the plan your visit for someday |
| 53 | See the night, starring you |
| 54 | Own a piece of the constellations |
| 55 | Your unique star for your unique friend |
| 56 | Buy a piece of forever |
| 57 | The gift they’ll cherish forever |
| 58 | Each night, when your star arrives, you’ll remember this moment |
| 59 | Stars that shine as bright as the person you’re giving it to |
| 60 | Where your friendship finds eternity |
| 61 | Write your love in the sky |
| 62 | Give the gift no one else on Earth can give |
| 63 | Celebrate something that will last 1,000 lifetimes |
| 64 | The one gift you can’t find anywhere on Earth |
| 65 | Straight from the heavens |
| 66 | Kid, you’re gonna be a star |
| 67 | Make the heavens your own |
| 68 | Know someone with stars in their eyes? |
| 69 | Own something the sailors steer by |
| 70 | Wish upon someone every night |
| 71 | The best gift in the galaxy |
| 72 | Find your heavenly body tonight |
| 73 | For pie in the sky dreamers |
| 74 | See your future written in the stars |
| 75 | It’s like owning the sunset |
| 76 | You’ll be over the moon with your star |
| 77 | You’ve got stardust in your eyes |
| 78 | Certifiably yours |
| 79 | Give someone a small slice of heaven |
| 80 | The registry for a little slice of heaven |
| 81 | Own a piece of the night |
| 82 | Be the star of tonight |
| 83 | Be the star in your own sky |
| 84 | Make yourself a star |
| 85 | Have your star by tomorrow evening |
| 86 | You’ll be sleeping under your very own star |
| 87 | Who will you give the sky to? |
| 88 | Put yourself over the moon |
| 89 | For friends who know forever |
| 90 | The smile when you give this to someone will be as bright as the star itself |
| 91 | The most romantic gesture in the sky |
| 92 | Put a memory that will last forever in your sky |
| 93 | A lovely tribute for a special someone |
| 94 | Own a little piece of heaven |
| 95 | See yourself twinkle |
| 96 | Skywriting that lasts forever |
| 97 | How to tell someone you love them forever |
| 98 | The secret to owning your piece of the sky |
| 99 | You belong with the stars |
| 100 | The gift that offers nightly reminders |
Overall: Good, but not great. This was a lot harder than I expected. With as many of star sites as there are, I anticipated more reviews. No such luck. The ones I did find were all very transactional. No Bueno.
Lessons: I thought this would offer a ton of creative freedom. Maybe it does. But I never found a hook that I loved.
- This one may be a little too fluffy for my style.
- The sites were all very sales based. Not a lot of copy. Just “click to purchase” modules
- I tried using song lyrics for the first time. Didn’t turn out great… Also, plagiarism.
Tomorrow I’m going to try symbolic animal adoption to see how this will influence it. Stay tuned…
Time: 2 sessions, 55 minutes
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