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OK, so before anyone gets on me about how these sites are all a bunch of swindlers and you can’t really register a star, yes. You are right. That’s why I’m not going to link you to any of them. That being said, stars still make nice gifts.

Also, I like writing about weird things.

Here are 100 lines about adopting a star:

1 Give a gift from the heavens
2 For young lovers who are planning on eternity
3 The perfect commemoration for star-crossed lovers
4 Adopting a star is forever
5 For the person who lights up your sky
6 Be a part of what the world sees every night
7 Make someone a star
8 Because some people belong among the stars
9 Better than a star on the walk of fame
10 Own a piece of forever
11 The night becomes even more beautiful when you own a piece of it
12 Put a star in your hands
13 When someone gives you the world, you give them the sky
14 Give a gift that lasts for centuries
15 Seal your place among the stars
16 Look up at your very own star every night
17 Even when you can’t see it, you know it’s there
18 See yourself when the night comes
19 The “big bang” for you buck
20 A gift as eternal as your love
21 She’s already hung the moon. Now you’ll hang the stars around it. 
22 Starlight, star bright, buy someone a star tonight
23 You’d give them the whole universe if you could
24 Excuse me while I kiss the sky
25 A beautiful way to commemorate a loved one
26 When the sun sets, your star shines
27 Send your loved one something she can cherish forever
28 Put your loved ones among the stars
29 Nothing says I love you like a big, flaming, ball of gas
30 When you wish upon your star, all your dreams come true
31 Make a wish upon your very own star
32 Stars are forever
33 Give your star its forever home
34 The gift for people who want more than the world
35 When you wish upon your star…
36 Look at the stars knowing one of them is yours
37 For the person with their head in the clouds
38 Now you can wish upon your very own star
39 Helping romantics find the perfect gift
40 See yourself among the stars
41 Your future is written in the stars
42 You can’t take the sky from me
43 For the special someone with star quality
44 For the person who belongs among the stars
45 Buy a start and make them the happiest person in the galaxy
46 The thoughtful gift, sent from heaven above
47 Sprinkle some star dust for luck
48 From the sky to your room
49 Because they deserve the whole universe
50 Commemorate a moment with a piece of eternity
51 You’ve got a star on your hands
52 Buy a star, the plan your visit for someday
53 See the night, starring you
54 Own a piece of the constellations
55 Your unique star for your unique friend
56 Buy a piece of forever
57 The gift they’ll cherish forever
58 Each night, when your star arrives, you’ll remember this moment
59 Stars that shine as bright as the person you’re giving it to
60 Where your friendship finds eternity
61 Write your love in the sky
62 Give the gift no one else on Earth can give
63 Celebrate something that will last 1,000 lifetimes
64 The one gift you can’t find anywhere on Earth
65 Straight from the heavens
66 Kid, you’re gonna be a star
67 Make the heavens your own
68 Know someone with stars in their eyes?
69 Own something the sailors steer by
70 Wish upon someone every night
71 The best gift in the galaxy
72 Find your heavenly body tonight
73 For pie in the sky dreamers
74 See your future written in the stars
75 It’s like owning the sunset
76 You’ll be over the moon with your star
77 You’ve got stardust in your eyes
78 Certifiably yours
79 Give someone a small slice of heaven
80 The registry for a little slice of heaven
81 Own a piece of the night
82 Be the star of tonight
83 Be the star in your own sky
84 Make yourself a star
85 Have your star by tomorrow evening
86 You’ll be sleeping under your very own star
87 Who will you give the sky to?
88 Put yourself over the moon
89 For friends who know forever
90 The smile when you give this to someone will be as bright as the star itself
91 The most romantic gesture in the sky
92 Put a memory that will last forever in your sky
93 A lovely tribute for a special someone
94 Own a little piece of heaven
95 See yourself twinkle
96 Skywriting that lasts forever
97 How to tell someone you love them forever
98 The secret to owning your piece of the sky
99 You belong with the stars
100 The gift that offers nightly reminders


Overall: Good, but not great. This was a lot harder than I expected. With as many of star sites as there are, I anticipated more reviews. No such luck. The ones I did find were all very transactional. No Bueno.

Lessons: I thought this would offer a ton of creative freedom. Maybe it does. But I never found a hook that I loved.

  • This one may be a little too fluffy for my style.
  • The sites were all very sales based. Not a lot of copy. Just “click to purchase” modules
  • I tried using song lyrics for the first time. Didn’t turn out great… Also, plagiarism.

Tomorrow I’m going to try symbolic animal adoption to see how this will influence it. Stay tuned…

Time: 2 sessions, 55 minutes