Time to balance out the animal posts. CitiKitty was all about cats, but today has gone to the dogs. And I’m a dog guy.
Rather than go product, I went service. Dog training.
It’s not about any one place in particular. Just a dog-training-in-general post. I knew I’d be able to relate to this one a lot more. I was right.
Here are 104 lines about behavior schools for doggos.
|1||Train your dog to behave better than your kids|
|2||Now your dog won’t attack the neighbors unless you want him to|
|3||Dog leashes? Not for you.|
|4||Make your dog smarter than you|
|5||We’ve trained dogs even more difficult than yours|
|6||Helping you get the dog you’ve always wanted|
|7||Train your dog to only pounce on people you want him too|
|8||Make your dog turn heads at the dog park|
|9||Have the best behaved dog at the park|
|10||Trust your dog home alone|
|11||Train your best friends to act the way you want them so|
|12||You’ll see a difference in your dog, fast|
|13||The only thing you have to lose is muddy paw prints on your pants|
|14||Live the off-leash life|
|15||Be proud of how well-behaved your dog is|
|16||Even if your dog is dumb, he can be well-behaved|
|17||Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks obviously never tried our course|
|18||Teaching old dogs new tricks|
|19||Making happy pups obedient|
|20||The Master class for man’s best friend|
|21||Make your dog a good dog|
|22||Any dog can be a good dog|
|23||You’ll love your dog even more when it’s trained|
|24||Turning good dogs into great dogs|
|25||Don’t settle for having a “good” dog|
|26||Now you’ll be just as excited to see your dog as he is to see you|
|27||If you had a tail, you’d be wagging it too|
|28||If you think your dog is untrainable, you’re wrong|
|29||Your dog isn’t untrainable. He was just taught wrong.|
|30||We have 8 years of training. So, 56 dog years.|
|31||Our staff has been trained by the best dogs in the business|
|32||Making better dogs, one pooch at a time|
|33||You’ll get in the last woof every time|
|34||Make the mailman un-hate you|
|35||It’s time to lose the Beware Of Dog sign|
|36||Training puppers and doggos to be the perfect companion|
|37||Make your four-footed friend more reliable|
|38||Your dog will lick you with pride|
|39||Have a pup that makes you proud|
|40||Trust your dog around your kids|
|41||The proud puppy maker|
|42||Strengthen the bond between man and dog|
|43||Unleash your well-behaved-dog-edness|
|44||Train your dog to respond with pride, not fear|
|45||Make your training a paws-on experience|
|46||When your dogs feel good, it’s pawsitive reinforcement|
|47||Make ’em wag their tales with pride|
|48||Having a well trained isn’t such a far “fetched” idea|
|49||Train your dog, and yourself, to get better behavior|
|50||Does your dog prevent you from having people over?|
|51||Tired of pulling dogs?|
|52||Get a dog who walks beside you, even off-leash|
|53||Make your dog behave like a British gentleman|
|54||Get a dog better behaved than you|
|55||Ever see those dogs who carry their own leashes?|
|56||Now only will you have the cutest dog, but you’ll have the best behaved|
|57||Good behavior isn’t a trick|
|58||Is your dog’s behavior trying to tell you something?|
|59||Helping good owners make great dogs|
|60||For dog owners tired of apologizing for their pets behavior|
|61||For dog owners to embarrassed to go back to the park|
|62||Dog training for happy-but-bad pups|
|63||No more “bad dog”|
|64||The dog training system for owners who sometimes regret owning a dog|
|65||The good dog system for bad dogs|
|66||Where bad dogs turn good|
|67||The “Oh, your dog is so good!” training system|
|68||Where distressed dog owners find their cure|
|69||Where you lose your bad dog and find your good one|
|70||Walk your dog without pulling|
|71||Ever feel like Marmaduke is dragging you down the street?|
|72||Tired of teeth marks on your butt?|
|73||The cost of the class is cheaper than replacing a chewed up table leg|
|74||Think about your dog’s action that drove you here. Now click the “register” button.|
|75||If you’re here, you already know you need help training your dog.|
|76||Like having a well-behaved protector at your side|
|77||Good dogs, Heel!|
|78||“Heel” yourself of bad dog problems|
|79||Obedient dogs training with kindness|
|80||Here’s why your dog wants you to train him:|
|81||The good news for owners of bad dogs|
|82||Change your dog from a handful to helpful|
|83||Is your new dog a disaster?|
|84||It feels good when people aren’t afraid of you dog|
|85||Next time a child asks if they can pet your dog, you’ll be able to say “yes”|
|86||Make your dog a lover, not a fighter|
|87||Good dogs get hugs|
|88||Find the smart inside your dog|
|89||All dogs are capable of being good. They just need it brought out.|
|90||It takes more than just sit and stay to make a good dog|
|91||Good dogs make happy masters|
|92||Get the control you’re lacking over your dog|
|93||Stop fooling yourself that this is just puppy energy, and get the training help you need|
|94||Good news for people who thought they’d never be able to go back to the dog park|
|95||Become the person at the dog park with the good dog|
|96||Lose the fear of what happens if you drop the leash|
|97||Trained dogs make loyal companions|
|98||A trained dog is a good dog|
|99||You won’t have to apologize to people about your dog anymore|
|100||No more knocked over trash cans|
|101||Don’t be afraid to leave food on the counter anymore|
|102||The best time to train your dog is now|
|103||Training your dog is the responsible thing to do|
|104||Can you trust your dog?|
Overall: Really good! I don’t want to pat myself on the back too hard, but these lines spoke to the benefits more than what I saw on the 7 or 8 pages I used for inspiration.
I normally mix up the lines before reviewing, but to show you more, like yesterday, I’m going to leave these as is. You’ll see that my favorite lines were the ones in the beginning. That doesn’t always happen, but maybe you’ll see where and how inspiration struck.
Lessons: The lines came 2 Fast 2 Furious today. I knocked out 60 before hitting the template, and it was all in less than 30 minutes.
- I used a few formulas to rev the engine on the back half, but after a few, I was back to using my big, dog-lovin’ brain.
- I pulled a lot from experience. Some lines were inspired by trips to the dog park.
- The lines about “dumb dogs” aren’t meant to be offensive. Probably wouldn’t be best to use those for most businesses, but as a dog owner, you know when you have a dumb dog. (They’re the most lovable!)
- A few good lines came late in the list. So always keep digging—even if you think you’ve already found the one.
- My favorite lines felt more tactile. They pointed to real life scenarios.
- I love writing about things I know. (Duh.)
Time: 58 minutes over 2 sessions
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Day 36: Dog Training
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