Post #34. My lucky number. Today we’re talking ink. I’ve got a few tattoos myself. I love ’em all, but I do wish one of them healed better. So I can relate to the topic. I didn’t chose any specific tattoo removal provider—it’s more of a general idea. Mostly because there are so many options out there and I don’t know enough about the science or biology behind any of them. Most could work for laser or cream treatments.
This one started out fun, but became limiting toward the end. I think it came out alright. How about you?
Here are 104 lines about tattoo removal:
| 1 | For when you’re not as tight with your sorority sisters as you used to be |
| 2 | Stuck with a reminder of something that didn’t work out? |
| 3 | The good news for people with bad tattoos |
| 4 | How to remove your tired, old tattoos |
| 5 | Because you’re not who you were when you got it |
| 6 | It’s your chance for a do-over |
| 7 | For when the band breaks up |
| 8 | Remove dark lines with pulses of bright lights |
| 9 | Don’t cover up your bad tattoo. Get rid of it. |
| 10 | Make your tattoo and your regret, be gone. |
| 11 | Don’t punish yourself for life over a bad tattoo |
| 12 | The second more popular tattoo procedure (the first is getting them on) |
| 13 | Make your past disappear |
| 14 | We remove the damage done by terrible artists |
| 15 | It’s less painful to take off than to put on |
| 16 | The secret to looking more professional |
| 17 | Look how you want to look again |
| 18 | Is your Spring Break spontaneous tattoo causing trouble at work? |
| 19 | The easiest way to tell the world something new |
| 20 | If not for you, then maybe for your friend with the dumb tribal tramp stamp |
| 21 | For ladies who miss not being embarrassed of their lower back |
| 22 | Each session brings you closer to freedom of the tattoo you hate |
| 23 | Is your tattoo painting the wrong picture of who you are today? |
| 24 | The process isn’t fun. But it’s better than living with a picture on your neck |
| 25 | Wipe your skin clean for more tattoos |
| 26 | We make the best of a not-so-enjoyable process |
| 27 | Turns out, you’re not really tribal |
| 28 | Sometimes Chinese symbols don’t mean what you thought they meant |
| 29 | Whether it’s a bad tattoo, ink you regret, or just want to start over |
| 30 | Praying it disappears doesn’t work well. Time to call the specialist. |
| 31 | Sometimes tattoos don’t heal well. Now you can try again. |
| 32 | You may regret the tattoo, but you won’t regret it’s removal |
| 33 | Tired of wearing long sleeve shirts to hide your hideous tattoo? |
| 34 | Maybe the relationship wasn’t as permanent as you thought? |
| 35 | You’ll cry happy tears when its gone |
| 36 | Now you can swap your bad tattoo for a good one |
| 37 | Change the way people see you |
| 38 | Like a big rubber eraser for your terrible tattoo |
| 39 | You should’ve listened to your mother |
| 40 | When you’re done, you’ll be able to move on. |
| 41 | You’ll always have the story of your first tattoo, even if you don’t have it anymore |
| 42 | Make some room for new tattoos |
| 43 | Tattoo removal for moms who want to set a good example |
| 44 | Where good people get rid of bad ink |
| 45 | Sometimes good artists have bad days |
| 46 | Hate your tattoo? We’ll make it go away. |
| 47 | Poorly inked folks – there’s hope! |
| 48 | The cure for tattoo regret |
| 49 | The clean slate for your skin |
| 50 | Your tattoos may not age as well as you do |
| 51 | We wear lab coats, because the guy who did this to you wore a tank-top |
| 52 | For when the beer wears off |
| 53 | The undoing of a mistake is worth every penny |
| 54 | Bring on the new canvas |
| 55 | You can still keep the memories of Spring Break without the tramp stamp |
| 56 | Time to update your arms |
| 57 | It hurts. But less than your pride. |
| 58 | The tramp stamp removal camp |
| 59 | Stop regretting your tattoo and start erasing it |
| 60 | Make yourself safe to hire |
| 61 | Grab a seat. That tattoo isn’t going to remove itself |
| 62 | Turns out, that wasn’t such a good idea after all |
| 63 | Your tattoo mistake doesn’t have to be a life sentence |
| 64 | Turn your old tattoo into a new blank canvas |
| 65 | Let your personality, not your old tattoo, speak for you |
| 66 | Trust me. You do not want to try to do this at home. |
| 67 | She dumped you. You can erase her name now. |
| 68 | When your boobs gets saggy, your tattoos do too |
| 69 | Make your lower back look like it used to |
| 70 | Professional specialists removing amateur tattoos |
| 71 | Tattoo removal that redefines what you show the world |
| 72 | When the idea of getting your tattoo removed is more exciting than getting it was, it’s time to act |
| 73 | It’s not that tattoos are bad. It’s just that YOUR tattoo is bad. |
| 74 | Don’t let a bad tattoo hold back your career |
| 75 | Let your new blank canvas speak for itself |
| 76 | Never let a shitty tattoo ruin your look again |
| 77 | Tattoos removed by people more qualified than the guy who put it on you |
| 78 | Sorry the face tattoo trend never really took off |
| 79 | Get rid of tattoo regret |
| 80 | The removal specialist you’ll love more than the terrible artist who damaged you |
| 81 | The tattoo removal specialist you should recommend to your friend over there |
| 82 | It seemed like a good idea last night… |
| 83 | Yes, it hurts. But it’s worth it. |
| 84 | Become a new person, at least on the outside |
| 85 | Your chance to get it right the second time |
| 86 | Because you’re more professional now than you were 19 |
| 87 | Make way for new tattoos! |
| 88 | The delete key for tattoo machines |
| 89 | Don’t let a college mistake brand you for life |
| 90 | Because you don’t need a reminder of how shitty your tattoo artist was |
| 91 | Turn a negative tattoo into a positive experience |
| 92 | Give you skin a new beginning. |
| 93 | The fastest way to fade your ink |
| 94 | For adults who wish they had their pre-college skin back |
| 95 | Clear your canvas |
| 96 | Helping good people get rid of bad tattoos |
| 97 | Start with a clean slate |
| 98 | Nice, professional and clean offices. Unlike the place where you had it put on. |
| 99 | Bye-bye bad tattoos |
| 100 | Tattoo regret doesn’t have to go forever |
| 101 | We know more about removing tattoos than your artist did giving them |
| 102 | Tattoo removal, more permanent than the tattoo itself |
| 103 | Walk out with a clean slate |
| 104 | Some lessons make for better stories than bad tattoos |
Overall: Decent. Not great, but I like a few of the fun ones. Most of the sites out there are rather clinical. It would be interesting to see one be more playful site.
Lessons: The reviews were quite repetitive so I couldn’t pull much from them. I did get a few good terms though. So instead I found inspiration by googling bad tattoos. Whooooo boy, there are some terrible ones out there. And as funny as it sounds. the photos wound up being a good source for ideas. I hadn’t really thought about that before. It won’t always apply, but it’ll be interesting to look at pics for ideas again.
Time: One straight hour-long session. I went back and forth with the templates, switching every 20 lines or so. It was cool to power through this one.
Im going for the first ever tattoo at the weekend cant wait