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Post #34. My lucky number. Today we’re talking ink. I’ve got a few tattoos myself. I love ’em all, but I do wish one of them healed better. So I can relate to the topic. I didn’t chose any specific tattoo removal provider—it’s more of a general idea. Mostly because there are so many options out there and I don’t know enough about the science or biology behind any of them. Most could work for laser or cream treatments.

This one started out fun, but became limiting toward the end. I think it came out alright. How about you?

Here are 104 lines about tattoo removal:

1For when you’re not as tight with your sorority sisters as you used to be
2Stuck with a reminder of something that didn’t work out?
3The good news for people with bad tattoos
4How to remove your tired, old tattoos
5Because you’re not who you were when you got it
6It’s your chance for a do-over
7For when the band breaks up
8Remove dark lines with pulses of bright lights
9Don’t cover up your bad tattoo. Get rid of it.
10Make your tattoo and your regret, be gone.
11Don’t punish yourself for life over a bad tattoo
12The second more popular tattoo procedure (the first is getting them on)
13Make your past disappear
14We remove the damage done by terrible artists
15It’s less painful to take off than to put on
16The secret to looking more professional
17Look how you want to look again
18Is your Spring Break spontaneous tattoo causing trouble at work?
19The easiest way to tell the world something new
20If not for you, then maybe for your friend with the dumb tribal tramp stamp
21For ladies who miss not being embarrassed of their lower back
22Each session brings you closer to freedom of the tattoo you hate
23Is your tattoo painting the wrong picture of who you are today?
24The process isn’t fun. But it’s better than living with a picture on your neck
25Wipe your skin clean for more tattoos
26We make the best of a not-so-enjoyable process
27Turns out, you’re not really tribal
28Sometimes Chinese symbols don’t mean what you thought they meant
29Whether it’s a bad tattoo, ink you regret, or just want to start over
30Praying it disappears doesn’t work well. Time to call the specialist.
31Sometimes tattoos don’t heal well. Now you can try again.
32You may regret the tattoo, but you won’t regret it’s removal
33Tired of wearing long sleeve shirts to hide your hideous tattoo?
34Maybe the relationship wasn’t as permanent as you thought?
35You’ll cry happy tears when its gone
36Now you can swap your bad tattoo for a good one
37Change the way people see you
38Like a big rubber eraser for your terrible tattoo
39You should’ve listened to your mother
40When you’re done, you’ll be able to move on.
41You’ll always have the story of your first tattoo, even if you don’t have it anymore
42Make some room for new tattoos
43Tattoo removal for moms who want to set a good example
44Where good people get rid of bad ink
45Sometimes good artists have bad days
46Hate your tattoo? We’ll make it go away.
47Poorly inked folks – there’s hope!
48The cure for tattoo regret
49The clean slate for your skin
50Your tattoos may not age as well as you do
51We wear lab coats, because the guy who did this to you wore a tank-top
52For when the beer wears off
53The undoing of a mistake is worth every penny
54Bring on the new canvas
55You can still keep the memories of Spring Break without the tramp stamp
56Time to update your arms
57It hurts. But less than your pride.
58The tramp stamp removal camp
59Stop regretting your tattoo and start erasing it
60Make yourself safe to hire
61Grab a seat. That tattoo isn’t going to remove itself
62Turns out, that wasn’t such a good idea after all
63Your tattoo mistake doesn’t have to be a life sentence
64Turn your old tattoo into a new blank canvas
65Let your personality, not your old tattoo, speak for you
66Trust me. You do not want to try to do this at home.
67She dumped you. You can erase her name now.
68When your boobs gets saggy, your tattoos do too
69Make your lower back look like it used to
70Professional specialists removing amateur tattoos
71Tattoo removal that redefines what you show the world
72When the idea of getting your tattoo removed is more exciting than getting it was, it’s time to act
73It’s not that tattoos are bad. It’s just that YOUR tattoo is bad.
74Don’t let a bad tattoo hold back your career
75Let your new blank canvas speak for itself
76Never let a shitty tattoo ruin your look again
77Tattoos removed by people more qualified than the guy who put it on you
78Sorry the face tattoo trend never really took off
79Get rid of tattoo regret
80The removal specialist you’ll love more than the terrible artist who damaged you
81The tattoo removal specialist you should recommend to your friend over there
82It seemed like a good idea last night…
83Yes, it hurts. But it’s worth it.
84Become a new person, at least on the outside
85Your chance to get it right the second time
86Because you’re more professional now than you were 19
87Make way for new tattoos!
88The delete key for tattoo machines
89Don’t let a college mistake brand you for life
90Because you don’t need a reminder of how shitty your tattoo artist was
91Turn a negative tattoo into a positive experience
92Give you skin a new beginning.
93The fastest way to fade your ink
94For adults who wish they had their pre-college skin back
95Clear your canvas
96Helping good people get rid of bad tattoos
97Start with a clean slate
98Nice, professional and clean offices. Unlike the place where you had it put on.
99Bye-bye bad tattoos
100Tattoo regret doesn’t have to go forever
101We know more about removing tattoos than your artist did giving them
102Tattoo removal, more permanent than the tattoo itself
103Walk out with a clean slate
104Some lessons make for better stories than bad tattoos

Overall: Decent. Not great, but I like a few of the fun ones. Most of the sites out there are rather clinical. It would be interesting to see one be more playful site. 

Lessons: The reviews were quite repetitive so I couldn’t pull much from them. I did get a few good terms though. So instead I found inspiration by googling bad tattoos. Whooooo boy, there are some terrible ones out there. And as funny as it sounds. the photos wound up being a good source for ideas. I hadn’t really thought about that before. It won’t always apply, but it’ll be interesting to look at pics for ideas again.

Time: One straight hour-long session. I went back and forth with the templates, switching every 20 lines or so. It was cool to power through this one.