Back to the Shark Tank. Man, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Under The Weather pods are a personal tent for watching games and enjoying the outdoors without weather worries. They look a little silly, but seem really practical. Writing about them kind of made me want one.

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I like that this had a few different usage occasions, but I primarily focused on sports. The lines can get a little all over the place if I try to write for too many people at once. Almost feels like cheating.

Here are 101 lines about Under The Weather Pods:

1 It only seems silly until it rains
2 The perfect accompaniment for rain delays
3 You can’t cheer when you’re holding an umbrella
4 You’ll get over the silly looks as soon as you feel how warm it is.
5 This beats sitting on metal bleachers any day
6 The surprisingly delightful way to watch outdoor games
7 Bye bye bugs, rain and annoying other team fans
8 It’s hard to cheer when you’re cold & wet
9 Come on in. The weather is perfect.
10 Consider it a really big umbrella, that protects you any type of weather
11 Leave the umbrellas and thick jackets at home
12 Even keeps you dry for the Gatorade dunk
13 They snickered when I opened up my pod, but when it started to rain…
14 For parents tired of sitting in the rain & cold
15 Sitting in the rain is dumb
16 Rain, rain, go away. I’ll stay dry & watch them play.
17 It’s cold out there, but not here.
18 Cheer comfortably
19 The weather protector for sports fans
20 Warn your kids. You’re going to make the other parents jealous.
21 So comfortable, you may not even notice how boring the game is.
22 Don’t let a little thing like a rain delay stop your fun
23 Stay warm, stay happy
24 The private tent for daytime games
25 Plant yourself in the winner’s circle
26 The secret to enjoying outdoor sports
27 The front-row, ground-floor, skybox
28 Your fair-weather friend
29 You cheer louder when you’re warm & dry
30 A true sign of a winner
31 The goods news for sports fans who hate bad weather
32 Where the weather is always beautiful
33 Warm & dry, win or lose
34 Cheering in the cold is for suckers
35 First they’ll think you’re being silly. Then they’ll be jealous when it rains.
36 Even if you have an umbrella, you still need something to keep your seat dry
37 If the coach benches your kid, it’s because he’s jealous of how warm you are
38 How to cheer in comfort
39 Look at those poor fools who think an umbrella will keep them dry during the game
40 The only thing it’s missing is a private bathroom
41 Make sure every game-day has perfect weather
42 Hide from the other fans you don’t like
43 Bring your fandom to a whole new level
44 Helping fans stay dry, so they can cheer their team to victory
45 Cheering in a pod is cheering in comfort
46 Bye bye, bleacher butt
47 You’ll be the smartest one at the game
48 Pop a pod and enjoy the game.
49 Make unpredictable weather obsolete
50 Like a private suite for outdoor games
51 The luxury suite for one
52 The individual comfort pod for outdoor sports
53 The fun sized luxury suite for outdoor sports
54 Feel like you’re in Florida, even if you’re in Chicago
55 It’s like a minivan for watching sports. It may not be cool, but it sure is practical. 
56 Sports fans! Stay dry!
57 Stay dry during rain delays
58 Root, root, root for the dry team
59 Weather protection for fair-weather fans
60 It’s like having a thermostat set to win
61 Yes, it alienates you from the other parents a little, but is that really such a bad thing?
62 If a luxury suite and camping tent a baby, it would be this
63 Climate control for outdoor games
64 Now with mesh ventilation. So go ahead and load up on that tailgate chili.
65 As dry as the eye of a hurricane
66 Link ’em together. It’s pod-y time!
67 The perfect home for the introverted sports fan
68 Put the freeze on the opposing team – and keep it outside
69 Watch the game from your perfect little bubble
70 Damp and freezing is no way to enjoy a game
71 Protect your skin, control your temperature, save your butt
72 A simple way to stay warm and dry while you cheer
73 Insulate your game face
74 Stay warm in any game condition
75 This automatically makes you the smartest parent on the team
76 Just because everyone else is sitting in the rain, doesn’t mean it’s not dumb
77 Never worry about game day conditions again
78 The warm & dry rally box
79 The best accessory for victory
80 The ultimate sports fan accessory
81 It also doubles as a secret crying chamber in case your team loses
82 Stay 30 degrees warmer during winter games
83 The hands-free umbrella for spectating
84 Prepare to be asked, “hey, where’d you get that thing?”
85 Become a fair-weather fan
86 Where soccer moms stay warm & dry
87 Games are more fun when you’re comfortable
88 Become the soccer mom everyone is jealous of
89 So long, heavy coats and windburn
90 How to stay dry during any game conditions
91 Cheer from the comfort of your own bubble
92 Doesn’t matter if you forgot your umbrella. You’ll stay dry all day long.
93 Its always warm & dry in here
94 Checking the weather before games is for other people
95 The warm, dry, and comfortable way to watch any game outdoors
96 Change the way you cheer your teams
97 Cheer ’em on without ch-ch-chattering teeth
98 Warm up your victory dance
99 Keep in the heat, let your cheer
100 Where the stands are always 72 & sunny
101 Is it sillier to sit inside a nice, warm pod? or freeze your butt off outside?

Overall. Not bad! This was a nice way to kick off the 30’s. I recycled a few themes but not so much that it became repetitive. Most are on brand, too.

Lessons: I was able to knock out 70 in the first pass, which made the last run fly by. It was nice not feeling burdened like I had a lot left. Sometimes that can weigh on me. I was able to look back at a solid run and punch up a few themes that weren’t quite finished.

Time: 1:00. The first 70 lines took about 45 minutes. The rest came easy.


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