Back to the Shark Tank. Man, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Under The Weather pods are a personal tent for watching games and enjoying the outdoors without weather worries. They look a little silly, but seem really practical. Writing about them kind of made me want one.
I like that this had a few different usage occasions, but I primarily focused on sports. The lines can get a little all over the place if I try to write for too many people at once. Almost feels like cheating.
Here are 101 lines about Under The Weather Pods:
| 1 | It only seems silly until it rains |
| 2 | The perfect accompaniment for rain delays |
| 3 | You can’t cheer when you’re holding an umbrella |
| 4 | You’ll get over the silly looks as soon as you feel how warm it is. |
| 5 | This beats sitting on metal bleachers any day |
| 6 | The surprisingly delightful way to watch outdoor games |
| 7 | Bye bye bugs, rain and annoying other team fans |
| 8 | It’s hard to cheer when you’re cold & wet |
| 9 | Come on in. The weather is perfect. |
| 10 | Consider it a really big umbrella, that protects you any type of weather |
| 11 | Leave the umbrellas and thick jackets at home |
| 12 | Even keeps you dry for the Gatorade dunk |
| 13 | They snickered when I opened up my pod, but when it started to rain… |
| 14 | For parents tired of sitting in the rain & cold |
| 15 | Sitting in the rain is dumb |
| 16 | Rain, rain, go away. I’ll stay dry & watch them play. |
| 17 | It’s cold out there, but not here. |
| 18 | Cheer comfortably |
| 19 | The weather protector for sports fans |
| 20 | Warn your kids. You’re going to make the other parents jealous. |
| 21 | So comfortable, you may not even notice how boring the game is. |
| 22 | Don’t let a little thing like a rain delay stop your fun |
| 23 | Stay warm, stay happy |
| 24 | The private tent for daytime games |
| 25 | Plant yourself in the winner’s circle |
| 26 | The secret to enjoying outdoor sports |
| 27 | The front-row, ground-floor, skybox |
| 28 | Your fair-weather friend |
| 29 | You cheer louder when you’re warm & dry |
| 30 | A true sign of a winner |
| 31 | The goods news for sports fans who hate bad weather |
| 32 | Where the weather is always beautiful |
| 33 | Warm & dry, win or lose |
| 34 | Cheering in the cold is for suckers |
| 35 | First they’ll think you’re being silly. Then they’ll be jealous when it rains. |
| 36 | Even if you have an umbrella, you still need something to keep your seat dry |
| 37 | If the coach benches your kid, it’s because he’s jealous of how warm you are |
| 38 | How to cheer in comfort |
| 39 | Look at those poor fools who think an umbrella will keep them dry during the game |
| 40 | The only thing it’s missing is a private bathroom |
| 41 | Make sure every game-day has perfect weather |
| 42 | Hide from the other fans you don’t like |
| 43 | Bring your fandom to a whole new level |
| 44 | Helping fans stay dry, so they can cheer their team to victory |
| 45 | Cheering in a pod is cheering in comfort |
| 46 | Bye bye, bleacher butt |
| 47 | You’ll be the smartest one at the game |
| 48 | Pop a pod and enjoy the game. |
| 49 | Make unpredictable weather obsolete |
| 50 | Like a private suite for outdoor games |
| 51 | The luxury suite for one |
| 52 | The individual comfort pod for outdoor sports |
| 53 | The fun sized luxury suite for outdoor sports |
| 54 | Feel like you’re in Florida, even if you’re in Chicago |
| 55 | It’s like a minivan for watching sports. It may not be cool, but it sure is practical. |
| 56 | Sports fans! Stay dry! |
| 57 | Stay dry during rain delays |
| 58 | Root, root, root for the dry team |
| 59 | Weather protection for fair-weather fans |
| 60 | It’s like having a thermostat set to win |
| 61 | Yes, it alienates you from the other parents a little, but is that really such a bad thing? |
| 62 | If a luxury suite and camping tent a baby, it would be this |
| 63 | Climate control for outdoor games |
| 64 | Now with mesh ventilation. So go ahead and load up on that tailgate chili. |
| 65 | As dry as the eye of a hurricane |
| 66 | Link ’em together. It’s pod-y time! |
| 67 | The perfect home for the introverted sports fan |
| 68 | Put the freeze on the opposing team – and keep it outside |
| 69 | Watch the game from your perfect little bubble |
| 70 | Damp and freezing is no way to enjoy a game |
| 71 | Protect your skin, control your temperature, save your butt |
| 72 | A simple way to stay warm and dry while you cheer |
| 73 | Insulate your game face |
| 74 | Stay warm in any game condition |
| 75 | This automatically makes you the smartest parent on the team |
| 76 | Just because everyone else is sitting in the rain, doesn’t mean it’s not dumb |
| 77 | Never worry about game day conditions again |
| 78 | The warm & dry rally box |
| 79 | The best accessory for victory |
| 80 | The ultimate sports fan accessory |
| 81 | It also doubles as a secret crying chamber in case your team loses |
| 82 | Stay 30 degrees warmer during winter games |
| 83 | The hands-free umbrella for spectating |
| 84 | Prepare to be asked, “hey, where’d you get that thing?” |
| 85 | Become a fair-weather fan |
| 86 | Where soccer moms stay warm & dry |
| 87 | Games are more fun when you’re comfortable |
| 88 | Become the soccer mom everyone is jealous of |
| 89 | So long, heavy coats and windburn |
| 90 | How to stay dry during any game conditions |
| 91 | Cheer from the comfort of your own bubble |
| 92 | Doesn’t matter if you forgot your umbrella. You’ll stay dry all day long. |
| 93 | Its always warm & dry in here |
| 94 | Checking the weather before games is for other people |
| 95 | The warm, dry, and comfortable way to watch any game outdoors |
| 96 | Change the way you cheer your teams |
| 97 | Cheer ’em on without ch-ch-chattering teeth |
| 98 | Warm up your victory dance |
| 99 | Keep in the heat, let your cheer |
| 100 | Where the stands are always 72 & sunny |
| 101 | Is it sillier to sit inside a nice, warm pod? or freeze your butt off outside? |
Overall. Not bad! This was a nice way to kick off the 30’s. I recycled a few themes but not so much that it became repetitive. Most are on brand, too.
Lessons: I was able to knock out 70 in the first pass, which made the last run fly by. It was nice not feeling burdened like I had a lot left. Sometimes that can weigh on me. I was able to look back at a solid run and punch up a few themes that weren’t quite finished.
Time: 1:00. The first 70 lines took about 45 minutes. The rest came easy.
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