You guys have heard of NatureBox, right? It’s a subscription service that delivers healthy snacks to your home or office.
For today’s purpose, i focused on the workplace. This helped me target a particular time (mid-day) and audience (either the boss or the workers) rather than going all willy-nilly with an unlimited audience. Lines seem to work easier within confines.
Yep. I said “willy nilly” back there.
Have at ’em, healthy snack companies!
Here are 101 lines about NatureBox:
1 | Busy day, grab & go snack packs, delivered |
2 | The surprisingly good benefits of guilt-free snacking |
3 | The snack food your break room has been missing |
4 | Just because you have back-to-back-to back meetings, doesn’t mean you can’t eat healthy |
5 | If you’re going to stress eat, you may as well make healthy choices |
6 | Avoid getting hangry at the office |
7 | Stop the office whining once and for all |
8 | Get healthy snacks without making your office eat cardboard |
9 | Office life making you fat? |
10 | Gladys, stop stealing all the pistachios. There’s plenty for everyone. |
11 | Guilt-free stress eating for busy days |
12 | Your coworkers are surprisingly nice when they’re well-fed |
13 | The monthly snack box that makes your staff happy |
14 | The easiest way to keep your employees happy is to feed them |
15 | The snack pack you don’t feel guilty about keeping at your desk |
16 | Fir mid-day munchers tired of the sugar crash |
17 | Office snacks that would make your mom proud |
18 | Become Chief of Snack-Quisitions |
19 | The good news for employees who like healthy snacks |
20 | Stay full between meetings & lunch |
21 | The simple snack box for healthy eating at work |
22 | People like meetings when you feed them well (even you could’ve handled it over email) |
23 | Everything your office craves from a snack |
24 | Fight off the afternoon craving |
25 | Does your office have a “Freshman 15” problem? |
26 | Lose the candy bowl. Bring in a NatureBox |
27 | Eat like you live on an island, even if you work in a cube |
28 | The healthiest way to keep employees happy |
29 | Office snacks for gluten, vegan, vegetarian, sensitive people |
30 | The healthy comfort food |
31 | Tired of instantly regretting your mid-day snack? |
32 | The secret to productive meetings is a healthy snack |
33 | The no-guilt snack for midday munching |
34 | The no-regret comfort food for rough days at the office |
35 | We can’t make you eat healthy at home. But we can help you at work. |
36 | The snack with the best ROI in the business |
37 | If you are what you eat, this will make you nuts |
38 | The good food snack pack for hardworking offices |
39 | Fill up your staff with go-go power |
40 | Happy bellies, happy office |
41 | No more yelling at clients when you miss lunch |
42 | If you can’t take the heat, step into our kitchen |
43 | Healthy snacks for productive offices |
44 | A well-fed staff is a happy staff |
45 | Brain food for smart employees |
46 | The office snack box that increases productivity & likeableness |
47 | Show your staff you love them – with snack food |
48 | For munchers who need the kick without the crash |
49 | The monthly snack box for healthy workers |
50 | Snack healthier than any office in your complex |
51 | Subscribe to a healthier office |
52 | Where your hard working staff gets their batteries recharged to power through the day |
53 | Keep up the office energy levels |
54 | The healthy hack for all-day productivity |
55 | Rough days at the office call for Cocoa Nom Noms |
56 | How to eat healthy at work (on the boss’s dime) |
57 | No sugar comas allowed |
58 | Unlock a box of healthy for your office |
59 | Your boss wants you to eat healthy. Here’s why: |
60 | The 9-5 weekday snack box |
61 | How does your office rank for snackability? |
62 | Just because you sit in a cube, doesn’t mean you have to eat like an animal |
63 | Your office is going to become so productive |
64 | Nothing motivates a staff like Sriracha cashews |
65 | How to succeed in business without really snacking |
66 | Your monthly fill of office happiness |
67 | For office staffs who need energy without the crash |
68 | Sometimes you feel like a nut. |
69 | The comfort food that comforts your doctors |
70 | Snack hack your way to a better workday |
71 | Work hard. Snack healthy. |
72 | Eat like a boss |
73 | We can’t help you reach you step goal, but we can make your break room worth walking to. |
74 | Eat healthy at work. For at least a little while each month |
75 | When your snacks are healthy, your staff is happy |
76 | Toss the sugar and bring in NatureBox |
77 | Making you a little healthier, from 9-5 each day |
78 | Changing the way your office snacks |
79 | The “nom nom” office motivation tool |
80 | It’s OK to munch throughout the day now |
81 | Where you lose the sugar crash and find your afternoon rush |
82 | The easy way to apologize to your staff for being mean |
83 | The best addition you can make to your break room |
84 | How to keep the peace among co-workers |
85 | Stop yelling at clients because you’re hungry |
86 | Become the Best Boss your coffee cup says you are |
87 | 10X your snackability factor |
88 | The secret to keeping off weight at the office |
89 | Customizable snack boxes for even the pickiest eater in your office |
90 | We can keep you healthy for 8 hours a day. The other 16 are up to you. |
91 | You’ll be even more popular than you were when you had candy at your desk |
92 | Healthy snacks for picky eaters |
93 | Your break room is about to become a whole lot healthier |
94 | Nom Nom without the boo hoo |
95 | Healthy employees work better |
96 | Stop hiding candy in your work drawer |
97 | Bring snack time back into fashion |
98 | The office who snacks together, stays together |
99 | Helping hungry workers power through ’til 5 |
100 | The way to your staffs heart, is through their NatureBox |
101 | The best ROI of any snack box in the business |
Overall: Meh+. I was tired as all get-out when I started this last night. I wound up walking away and finishing it in the morning. I thought it was pure dreck when I saved it. But after a few hours of letting it settle, there are some OK lines. Way better than I originally thought.
Lessons: Don’t write tired. I genuinely thought this was terrible at the midway mark. But it’s not. So either i’m getting better, or my standards are getting lower. I’m hoping it’s the first one.
I especially like the two lines mentioning products (64, 55). Those got me hungry. Very clickable.
Time: 1:15 over 2 sessions. Having a good amount of time away from this one helped. I was burnt out when I started.
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30/100
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