You guys have heard of NatureBox, right? It’s a subscription service that delivers healthy snacks to your home or office.

For today’s purpose, i focused on the workplace. This helped me target a particular time (mid-day) and audience (either the boss or the workers) rather than going all willy-nilly with an unlimited audience. Lines seem to work easier within confines.

Yep. I said “willy nilly” back there.

Have at ’em, healthy snack companies!

Here are 101 lines about NatureBox:

1Busy day, grab & go snack packs, delivered
2The surprisingly good benefits of guilt-free snacking
3The snack food your break room has been missing
4Just because you have back-to-back-to back meetings, doesn’t mean you can’t eat healthy
5If you’re going to stress eat, you may as well make healthy choices
6Avoid getting hangry at the office
7Stop the office whining once and for all
8Get healthy snacks without making your office eat cardboard
9Office life making you fat?
10Gladys, stop stealing all the pistachios. There’s plenty for everyone.
11Guilt-free stress eating for busy days
12Your coworkers are surprisingly nice when they’re well-fed
13The monthly snack box that makes your staff happy
14The easiest way to keep your employees happy is to feed them
15The snack pack you don’t feel guilty about keeping at your desk
16Fir mid-day munchers tired of the sugar crash
17Office snacks that would make your mom proud
18Become Chief of Snack-Quisitions
19The good news for employees who like healthy snacks
20Stay full between meetings & lunch
21The simple snack box for healthy eating at work
22People like meetings when you feed them well (even you could’ve handled it over email)
23Everything your office craves from a snack
24Fight off the afternoon craving
25Does your office have a “Freshman 15” problem?
26Lose the candy bowl. Bring in a NatureBox
27Eat like you live on an island, even if you work in a cube
28The healthiest way to keep employees happy
29Office snacks for gluten, vegan, vegetarian, sensitive people
30The healthy comfort food
31Tired of instantly regretting your mid-day snack?
32The secret to productive meetings is a healthy snack
33The no-guilt snack for midday munching
34The no-regret comfort food for rough days at the office
35We can’t make you eat healthy at home. But we can help you at work.
36The snack with the best ROI in the business
37If you are what you eat, this will make you nuts
38The good food snack pack for hardworking offices
39Fill up your staff with go-go power
40Happy bellies, happy office
41No more yelling at clients when you miss lunch
42If you can’t take the heat, step into our kitchen
43Healthy snacks for productive offices
44A well-fed staff is a happy staff
45Brain food for smart employees
46The office snack box that increases productivity & likeableness
47Show your staff you love them – with snack food
48For munchers who need the kick without the crash
49The monthly snack box for healthy workers
50Snack healthier than any office in your complex
51Subscribe to a healthier office
52Where your hard working staff gets their batteries recharged to power through the day
53Keep up the office energy levels
54The healthy hack for all-day productivity
55Rough days at the office call for Cocoa Nom Noms
56How to eat healthy at work (on the boss’s dime)
57No sugar comas allowed
58Unlock a box of healthy for your office
59Your boss wants you to eat healthy. Here’s why:
60The 9-5 weekday snack box
61How does your office rank for snackability?
62Just because you sit in a cube, doesn’t mean you have to eat like an animal
63Your office is going to become so productive
64Nothing motivates a staff like Sriracha cashews
65How to succeed in business without really snacking
66Your monthly fill of office happiness
67For office staffs who need energy without the crash
68Sometimes you feel like a nut.
69The  comfort food that comforts your doctors
70Snack hack your way to a better workday
71Work hard. Snack healthy.
72Eat like a boss
73We can’t help you reach you step goal, but we can make your break room worth walking to.
74Eat healthy at work. For at least a little while each month
75When your snacks are healthy, your staff is happy
76Toss the sugar and bring in NatureBox
77Making you a little healthier, from 9-5 each day
78Changing the way your office snacks
79The “nom nom” office motivation tool
80It’s OK to munch throughout the day now
81Where you lose the sugar crash and find your afternoon rush
82The easy way to apologize to your staff for being mean
83The best addition you can make to your break room
84How to keep the peace among co-workers
85Stop yelling at clients because you’re hungry
86Become the Best Boss your coffee cup says you are
8710X your snackability factor
88The secret to keeping off weight at the office
89Customizable snack boxes for even the pickiest eater in your office
90We can keep you healthy for 8 hours a day. The other 16 are up to you.
91You’ll be even more popular than you were when you had candy at your desk
92Healthy snacks for picky eaters
93Your break room is about to become a whole lot healthier
94Nom Nom without the boo hoo
95Healthy employees work better
96Stop hiding candy in your work drawer
97Bring snack time back into fashion
98The office who snacks together, stays together
99Helping hungry workers power through ’til 5
100The way to your staffs heart, is through their NatureBox
101The best ROI of any snack box in the business

Overall: Meh+. I was tired as all get-out when I started this last night. I wound up walking away and finishing it in the morning. I thought it was pure dreck when I saved it. But after a few hours of letting it settle, there are some OK lines. Way better than I originally thought.

Lessons: Don’t write tired. I genuinely thought this was terrible at the midway mark. But it’s not. So either i’m getting better, or my standards are getting lower. I’m hoping it’s the first one.

I especially like the two lines mentioning products (64, 55). Those got me hungry. Very clickable.

Time: 1:15 over 2 sessions. Having a good amount of time away from this one helped. I was burnt out when I started.

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