I found today’s subject on Beta List, which showcases up-and-coming startups. There are some cool projects there, so you’ll likely see a few of them on future lists. PredictN is a machine learning platform that automates emails, targeting and responses based on consumer behavior. Their site is pretty bare bones, so I had to look around at the competition to figure exactly what they do. Pretty sure they make Terminator robots.

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“Power your digital business actions using predictive machine learning.”  Sure…

I guessed at some capabilities, but I know what words resonated with me during the research, so you’ll see them pop up.

Here are 101 lines about prediction software:

1Stop spending your marketing dollars on guesses
2Sit back and want the future unfold
3Your defense to your customer’s next action
4Why you should stop guessing how to spend your money
5The prophecy builder for consumer behavior
6Prepare yourself for your customer’s next action
7Segment your customers by predicting what others have done
8Know who’s going to spend. And who isn’t.
9Grab your software. Fulfill your prophecy.
10Soothsayers with a business degree
11Use your customer’s history to predict his future
12Business is easy when you know everything your customers do
13Automate everything with predictive software
14Become the prophet of your boardroom
15Automate your business in less time than it takes to clear your inbox
16Like a crystal ball for your business
17Know what your customers are going to do, even before they do
18Get rid of costumer service as a defense. Start using it as offense.
19The fortune telling secret for business that’s much more than a parlor trick.
20The good news about robots predicting human behavior is here
21Predict the value of each customer and spend accordingly to keep them
22The software that makes tomorrow easier
23Predict your next best customer
24Know where to spend your money—with probability software
25When you know what your customer will do, you know how to prepare
26The most efficient way to plan your next move
27The business benefit of knowing the future
28Put yourself in the best position to handle their next move
29Become a clairvoyant in consumer behavior
30A business that knows the future is an efficient business
31The fortune teller for machine learning
32Your guide for planning tomorrow’s response plan
33Helping businesses automate with precision
34The cognitive learning machine for predicting consumer behavior
35How to automate your business and improve customer satisfaction
36The soothsayer for business
37Know the likelihood of your customer’s next action
38The highest probability for predicting consumer behavior
39A time machine for finding your next best customer
40Automation software that responds the moment you need it to
41For businesses who want to know the lifetime value of a customer during the dating phase
42Seeing your future is far less scary than you think (and helps you automate your business)
43Spend your money on the right people
44Know your customer’s next move
45The secret to better customer retention
46Prediction software for businesses who want to know the future
47The “I can see your future” prediction software
48Automation that prepares you for whatever happens next
49Like having a crystal ball for your customer’s next move
50You can’t please everyone–but we’ll tell you exactly who you should focus on
51Know who to target and who to let go
52They’ll doubt you when you say you can predict the future, but when you show them the results…
53Knowing who to please makes business easier
54Taking the offensive on consumer actions before they even happen
55Never be caught off guard by consumer behavior again
56How to increase your marketing ROI while lowering your budget
57Bring your business 9 days into the future
58Prediction software for automated responses
59Zig before your customer zags
60Predict your success and lower your marketing waste
61We’ve seen the future, and it’s PredictN
62Optimize every next move
63Generate a future response by analyzing actions from the past
64Don’t just react to customers. Respond to them.
65Stop reacting to customer behavior. Start predicting it.
66Predicting consumer behavior, one customer at a time
67Know what do for whatever happens next
68Where you lose your defense and set up your offense
69Predict customer behavior and how it will impact your business
70When the robots take over, we’ll have seen it coming it years before
71Prognosticator of profit
72The best part of knowing what happens next is predicting where NOT to spend
73Anticipate your customer’s next move
74Stop listening to the prognosticators and know your own business future
75You’ll already be prepared for what happens next
76The soothsaying software for marketing
77Take the guesswork out of consumer forecasting
78Send your response without stepping foot in the office
79The prophet for profit
80Your own personal business prophet
81Know who’s worth your effort to fight for. And who isn’t.
82Software to the the future behaviors of your customer
83Predict your way to yes
84Your tool for putting a value on every potential customer
85Optimize your every move
86Better than guessing
87The crystal ball for consumer behavior
88Where your business prepares its future for success
89The software that tells you what your customer will do next
90Know if you should act or react to what your customer is thinking
91Automate your system and stop working on weekends
92Life is easier when you’ve predicted the future of your business
93Know who your best customer will be, before they’re even in your funnel
94Lower your ad cost and Increase your targeting accuracy
95Your preparation software for whatever your customer does next
96For businesses who want to prepare a response before their customer even acts
97Automate your business for real-time responses
98Forecast your customer’s next move
99Predict your customer’s next move, and create automation to prepare accordingly
100Map out customer’s journey – and where you should bury your treasure
101Where businesses find their crystal ball

Overall: Good! I like what I have, albeit I’m not entirely sure it can do what I promised. Oh well. They didn’t pay for this, so I’m not too concerned.  🙂

Lessons: I had a good time playing with different ideas. There was the futuristic angle, the fortune teller angle, the better business angle… It’s fertile ground for the imagination.

I knocked out 61 lines without the template, then took a break. All in all, there were only a few times I reverted to formulas to keep the pace going. I’m starting to get pretty good at this!

Time: Forgot to track. Oops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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