I knew I was asking for trouble with this one. I hated the way my last content headline piece turned out. Worst post to date. Click bait & template garbage from start to finish. And it’s not that it wouldn’t convert, I just felt dirty for writing it. So today is take 2 on revisiting my existing content.

Full disclosure, I’m not at my best right now. Late night with my neighbors. I can feel my heartbeat in my head. But 100 days is 100 days. So here ya go…

103 lines about IHG Rewards Club Dining

1 Grab a spoon. These points aren’t going to earn themselves
2 Your new favorite restaurnt is also the most rewarding
3 Like travel rewards, but for food
4 Earn at restaurants, to-go orders, and even delivery
5 Hi, my name is points and I’ll be serving you today
6 This is going to change the way you pick your restaurants
7 Hi, I’d like 1,000 points for delivery, please
8 Serve an extra helping of bonus points
9 11,000 restaurants where you  can earn a vacation
10 How to earn more at diners, deli & Denver
11 Helping members who are hungry for points
12 Why 11,000 specific restaurants are nicer to you than all the rest
13 You’ve got to eat, right? May as well earn for it. 
14 If you don’t join now, your next meal won’t feel nearly as enjoyable
15 Can you find the most rewarind restaurant in your neighborhood?
16 Like earning for travel, only for meals. And at home.
17 How Rewards Club Dining can make your belly (and your soul) happy
18 Would you like points with that shake?
19 11,000 ways to earn while eating
20 How to fatten up your account (and belly)
21 A simple way to earn rewards that works for anyone who pays for food
22 Everything you should know about dining rewards
23 Warning! Eating these foods can be incremental to your account
24 Chew on these points for a while
25 How to earn 1,000 points in a single meal
26 The secret to earning points while eating
27 Where members eat to earn
28 Your food tastes better when it’s served with points
29 Points players! Eat up!
30 The good news for hungry travelers
31 Drink up 1,000 points with a buddy
32 Earn as easy as eating
33 5 little-known ways you can earn more at dinner
34 Earn while you eat
35 The “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” rewards program
36 The rewards program that lets you earn for eating burritos
37 How to earn while you eat
38 How IHG Rewards Club Dining makes you a better eater
39 How to earn points like a hungry hungry hippo
40 Eat here, get points
41 Join IHG Rewards Club Dining and you’ll want to pick up the check at every meal
42 Did you leave your rewards at the table?
43 You’re not only traveling to earn, are you?
44 Even if the food is bad, you’ll still earn for your meal
45 It’s not delivery, it’s rewards club
46 How you can earn 1,000 points & have the best meal of your life, all in one night
47 Count points, not calories
48 There’s always room for points
49 Serving up points, one meal at a time
50 11,000 restaurants proven to give you points
51 Rewards hacking with your favorite restaurant
52 How food will make you travel
53 Loosen your belt & make room for points
54 Never stop eating, never stop earning
55 How 10,000 members made their meals more rewarding last month
56 Making meals more rewarding, one point at a time
57 Where you eat to earn (and pull vacations closer to reach)
58 How to eat like The Points Guy
59 For members who want to earn without traveling (and enjoy a good meal)
60 The biggest mistake members makes when choosing where to eat
61 Why I only eat at certain restaurants (and why maybe you should too)
62 The earning method that business travelers are talking about
63 How to earn a reward without stepping foot in a hotel
64 Earn like a pie-eating champion
65 Feed your account. It’s a hungry beast.
66 Here’s how you can earn points while you eat, and reach your Reward Nights faster
67 Boost up your earning in less time than it takes to eat a taco
68 Eat hearty, earn hearty
69 how your next meal can serve up 1,000 points
70 You’ll start fighting over who gets to pick up the tab at business meals
71 I’d like a to-go order of 1,000 points, please
72 If you’re not earning while you’re eating, you’re missing out.
73 I ate at these 12 local resturants for a year and earned enough points to go to Maui
74 The top earners know you don’t have to travel to earn (you can do it at a local restaurant)
75 Stop eating where you can’t earn
76 Are you still leaving points behind when you eat out?
77 The reward program from 11,000 partner restaurants in the U.S.
78 How to earn enough points for a vacation without ever traveling
79 How 11,000 restuarants can lead you to vacation
80 Even if the service is bad, you may still tip big (Earn on every dollar you spend)
81 Would you like to supersize your points?
82 Helping hungry members earn more points
83 Would you like your order of points well done?
84 The rewards program for hungry members
85 Become a big-time points player, without having to leave your home
86 Order 1,000 points, to go
87 Would you like a to-go box for your 1,000 points?
88 How to earn 1,000 points without setting foot outside our home
89 The only type of points you want to count while you eat
90 Add a pinch of points to your food
91 The “earn while you eat” rewards program
92 Excuse me, waiter. There are points in my soup.
93 Reward yourself with great meals at over 1,000 restaurants
94 Earn with your dinner order and make your Reward Nights reachable
95 Smart members earn while they eat (here’s how)
96 Where hungry members earn extra points to use for vacation & travel
97 The most rewarding part of your meal isn’t your dessert–it’s the points
98 Save some room for points (and dessert)
99 Food tastes better when you’re earning
100 The ultimate guide to 11,000 rewarding restaurants
101 Earn with every meal
102 Like having a rewards program in your refrigerator
103 Order extra points for dessert

 

Overall: Terrible. My new least favorite post.

Lessons. Don’t write tired. I phoned this one in.

I’m not loving content headlines. Maybe it’ll be different for a piece that’s not mine. I’ll try that next time…but not for a while.

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