A former colleague of mine recently created Sourced — an agency that provides business services and assistants to support you in all aspects of your life. Not just your traditional work needs (bookkeeping, temp work, etc.) but errands, party planning and day-to-day tasks. Brilliant idea. Especially for business owners who have to do everything.

If you’re in Atlanta, you should check them out. She’s got a top-notch staff.

Not that she needs the assistants (pun intended), but I threw a few lines together for her. 103, actually.

1 Hourly help for those tasks you’ve had on the back burner for years
2 Get the exact expert you need, for as long as you need them, without having to sift through resumes
3 If you’re anxious about your to-do list, let us take something – or everything – off your plate.
4 The hourly assistant for every aspect of your life
5 Free yourself from busy work
6 Sourced: The easiest way to get your life back
7 Hourly experts, there only when you need us
8 The part-time expert you only pay when you need them.
9 Helping you get sh*t done
10 We’ll take care of the menial tasks you so you can enjoy your weekend
11 You’re not just delegating trivial tasks, you’re making time for your life
12 We don’t just help at the office. We help with your life.
13 When you’re at your wits end, shoot us a note.
14 We’re not just part-timers. We’re your partners.
15 The “I’d hire you full-time in heartbeat” temporary office assistant
16 Experts on call, for any part of your life.
17 Temporary experts for whatever tasks you need done
18 For solo entrepreneurs who need an extra set of hands
19 When you have help around the office, you become a nicer person
20 With a temp service, you never know who you’re going to get. With us, you get the exact expert you need—every time.
21 We’re not temporary employees. We’re temporary experts.
22 Your cavalry for busy days
23 Assistance with assistants
24 Order your expert—manage your anything
25 We’ll handle all the tasks you don’t want to—at work or at home
26 We’re good at a lot of things, so you don’t  have to be.
27 Didn’t you ever wonder what it would be like have your own personal assistant?
28 We don’t just manage your calendar. We help you manage your business.
29 Source a professional to handle the tasks you hate to do yourself. 
30 Sometimes you need a little help with the busy work
31 We’ll handle your calendar, your expenses & your errands without hogging the glory
32 When’s the last time you enjoyed all 48 hours of your weekend?
33 When you own your own business, you don’t have to be an expert on EVERYTHING. So let us help.
34 Just because you own your business doesn’t mean you need to do ALL the things
35 You know that feeling when you plow through your to-do list? We help you feel that.
36 You’ve got too much shit to do to wait for the cable guy
37 Do you even remember what it was like to not work on weekends?
38 Because you have a business to run. But you also need to get our dry-cleaning
39 Giving you back your time, without a full-time expense
40 Get your time back any time you need it
41 Taking small things off your plate, so you can Netflix & chill
42 When you’re so busy, you forget to eat, you need help.
43 For regular folks who want to experience what it’s like to have a personal assistant like the Kardashians
44 Make the boss happy. Especially if you’re the boss.
45 Ask us to do the things you’d never ask your full-time employees to do
46 You don’ need to be a Hollywood A-lister to have an assistant.
47 Even if you don’t’ want to handle them yourself, the small tasks of running your business still need to be done well.
48 Life is better when you balance it
49 You know all those tasks you’ve been meaning to go? We do those for you.
50 For busy entrepreneurs who want  to not think about work at home
51 Hate tweeting for your business? Yep, we do that too.
52 Where great work gets done fast
53 Have the assistant you always wanted, only whenever you need them
54 Hand your entire to-do list to a trained professional, and let go 
55 Get an extra set of hands for any task you need done
56 It’s like having a full-time employee, but only when you need them
57 The assistant service that frees up hours of your day—only when you need them to
58 Where small businesses get exactly the help they need (for anything in the office or out)
59 It seems right to want to do everything yourself. But it’s not.
60 Enjoy the luxury of having a personal assistant, a few hours at a time.
61 Helping you clear your to-do list, while you focus on the big picture
62 Sourced helps you get your life back in order (or at least your paperwork)
63 Life is surprisingly good when you get the part-time experts you need
64 Professional part-time help to handle your busy work, any day you need it
65 You’re busy running a business. Let us sweat the small stuff.
66 We help you with life, without all the coachy-feely nonsense
67 We’ll handle all the unpleasant business tasks, like bookkeeping and Invoices
68 Remove low-priority items from your list, and put them on ours
69 Ever wonder what it would be like to have your own assistant?
70 If you don’t like handling certain parts of your business (or your life), hand them to us
71 Where professional assistants handle any task you need them to
72 Like hiring a temp, but for your life
73 Bookkeeping, filing, grocery shopping or tweeting. We’ve got an expert for whatever you need
74 Making more hours in the day, 1 busy person at a time
75 We’re your work/life balance
76 You focus on what you’re good at. We’ll handle everything else.
77 You’re too busy to worry about social media & travel booking. But somebody’s got to do it. That’s where we come in.
78 For the few times you’re overwhelmed
79 No more having to learn a new temp’s name each time. Order your expert any time you need them.
80 The temporary assistant service that gives you your time back
81 Helping busy people find more hours in the day
82 Get the help you need to get your life back in balance
83 The secret to time management is to delegate it to us
84 Clear your task list without lifting a finger
85 Get any part of your life organized by a professional
86 Change the way you think about part-time help
87 The one thing you should know about our assistants, are that they could all easily land full-time jobs in a heartbeat. But they love working with you.
88 When you run your own business, you can’t close to wait for the cable guy.
89 Don’t burn your candle at both ends. Burn ours.
90 Personal assistants specifically for the tasks you don’t want to do yourself
91 Like having a virtual assistant in real life
92 For anyone who wishes they sometimes had an extra set of hands
93 It’s like hiring a consultant who specializes in anything you don’t want to do (including errands)
94 When you have to do less around the office, you can enjoy life a little more
95 Your 1-stop-shop for assistance of any kind—business or personal
96 You know all those little things you’ve been meaning to do? We’ll do them for you.
97 Part-time help with full-time credentials
98 An extra set of hands for small business owners
99 We’ll handle any part of the business you don’t like
100 Hire help to hit your deadline.
101 The “Wow, I couldn’t have done it nearly this good!” part-time assistant service
102 Like a magic genie who appears when you call or text
103 Helping small business owners reclaim their weekends

Overall: Pretty good

Lessons: I like that I was able to write this for someone. It wasn’t just an imaginary persona. Much more motivation that way. The lines came easy and I tried to position myself in the head of a small business owner. I used the template sporadically, but the better lines IMO) came from my head. It helped to have the foundation from formulas to get me started.

I’ll let my friend decide, but I think there are some decent lines here. I’d love to hear what you guys thinks.

Time: About 70 lines came in one 45-minute session. The rest came sporadically over the next few hours.

 

13/100