Yep. The Copper Top. We’re on batteries folks. And it’s only day 11. Gettin’ all kindsa crazy up here.
Ya know what? They’ve got some decent content over at Duracell. Funny videos and their Instagram account was pretty decent. This one was kind of fun once I found the groove.
| 1 | You know how when you look at the stars, that twinkle is at least 4 years old? They’re still running on the same Duracell battery. |
| 2 | The battery that outlasts every one else on the RPG battlefield |
| 3 | We’re the reason fireflies light up |
| 4 | Powering all your essentials |
| 5 | You don’t need to be afraid of blackouts anymore |
| 6 | When the zombies come, will you last as long as your batteries? |
| 7 | When your marathon video game session runs even longer than scheduled, trust your controllers to Duracell |
| 8 | Battle battery drain |
| 9 | Helping families make it through long weekends without WiFi |
| 10 | We want batteries to be the last thing you think about |
| 11 | Powering your world |
| 12 | Our chief engineer calls Duracell X his favorite child. His daughter REALLY hates that. |
| 13 | Power up your life |
| 14 | We’re the electric company’s worst nightmare |
| 15 | If you haven’t changed the batteries in your mouse in over 2 years, it’s probably Duracell |
| 16 | Blackouts are scary. Trust Duracell. |
| 17 | Our triple A’s are AAAmazing |
| 18 | Developed by engineers who know what it’s like to have kids without working toys |
| 19 | When you need to fight power drain, Duracell is your weapon |
| 20 | The battery spelunkers trust most. (Caves are scary!) |
| 21 | There’s a little factory of very busy people living in every Duracell |
| 22 | You never realize how good life is until you need to replace the batteries |
| 23 | Alive inside |
| 24 | So powerful, they almost don’t even need a flashlight to shine |
| 25 | C batteries? We C them 2. |
| 26 | We don’t like to call them “C batteries” because it makes them sound average. And they’re way above average |
| 27 | Do 9-volt batteries look like robots, or do robots look like 9-volt batteries? |
| 28 | Duracell batteries last longer than most children’s interest in the toys they’re powering |
| 29 | Our batteries are either all copper and forgot to put on a shirt, or all black and forgot to put on pants |
| 30 | The energy source techies rely on to power their lives |
| 31 | Trusted in baby monitors since your great grandma. (Boy, she really was terrific) |
| 32 | Our batteries outlive most of the toys they power |
| 33 | The batteries in your remote will last for 3 years. But you’ll still be angry when they die. |
| 34 | Because the power never seems to go out at a “good” time |
| 35 | Nothing is worse than a battery dying at the wrong time. That’s why we created Duracell X |
| 36 | Zap away |
| 37 | You don’t care, but there’s A LOT of science in our batteries |
| 38 | Trust your flashlights to Duracell. Especially if your basement is really, really scary |
| 39 | Powered by 3,000 very tiny hamsters (our factory is adorable!) |
| 40 | Batteries that last so long, that when they die, you hold a funeral |
| 41 | If Duracell was a person, you’d probably hate how loud they were. Especially if they worked in the cube next to you. |
| 42 | Batteries that last even longer than you do |
| 43 | If you never think about batteries again, that means we’ve done our job |
| 44 | If you can’t remember the last time you changed the batteries in your wireless keyboard, it’s probably Duracell |
| 45 | We’ve been with you since your Dad’s first Walkman |
| 46 | The power behind everything |
| 47 | The most power you can put in your life |
| 48 | Spark your devices to life |
| 49 | D batteries. As in “Damn, D’s batteries last forever!” |
| 50 | Your life is better when the remote works |
| 51 | Duracell outlasts Chuck Norris |
| 52 | Built on an assembly line powered by a Duracell |
| 53 | Powering bedside unmentionables since 1922 |
| 54 | Our goal is to make you not worry about batteries |
| 55 | You don’t need batteries for a lot these days. But when you DO need them, you REALLY need them. Trust Duracell. |
| 56 | The energy that keeps your devices alive |
| 57 | Shh. The sun is powered by Duracell. |
| 58 | We know there’s a plus and minus to batteries, but in our hearts, they’re all positive |
| 59 | Don’t let your device suck the fun out of your batteries |
| 60 | When your world is wireless, you still need batteries |
| 61 | Zach Morris’s phone ran on Duracell |
| 62 | The solution for quiet time |
| 63 | Make playtime last longer than your kids |
| 64 | when your devices eat batteries for breakfast, Duracell bites back. |
| 65 | The battery that makes everything longer |
| 66 | If we made cell phone batteries, you’d never panic over finding an outlet in an airport again |
| 67 | Christmas isn’t the only time you need batteries |
| 68 | If we were around during the dark ages, they’d have called ’em something different |
| 69 | They’ve got even more energy than your toddler |
| 70 | Life never stops. Neither should your devices. |
| 71 | Now the dark is afraid of flashlights |
| 72 | If the moon looks brighter than usual tonight, it’s because we switched its batteries to Duracell |
| 73 | You never see it, but lightsabers run on Duracell |
| 74 | We won’t judge you for having an electric stapler if it’s powered by Duracell |
| 75 | Don’t be angry when the batteries finally run out. Be happy for all they’ve helped you accomplish |
| 76 | Batteries you can trust more than your lazy co-workers |
| 77 | When you don’t have to think about batteries, it means our products are working |
| 78 | At the heart of all your electronics |
| 79 | Who else wants playtime to last longer? |
| 80 | Fun starts with Duracell |
| 81 | They’re batteries. What else do you need to know? |
| 82 | The batteries Jedi trust to power their lightsabers |
| 83 | If you’re a gamer, you can count on Duracell to see you through battle |
| 84 | Black and copper tubes filled with Red Bull |
| 85 | Powerful people need powerful batteries |
| 86 | When the lights go out, Duracell turns on |
| 87 | Built to last longer than the device its powering |
| 88 | Black & copper robot hearts |
| 89 | When things start running smoothly, Duracell is the reason |
| 90 | Our chief engineer’s child threw a tantrum on a 13-hour flight to Asia. When he got back, he invented Duracell X |
| 91 | You know how sometimes you forget about a toy for years, and when you find it, it doesn’t work because the batteries corroded the metal? Yeah, not with Duracell. |
| 92 | Make your remote happy |
| 93 | The battery for people who hate beeping smoke alarms |
| 94 | Powering electric toothbrushes and pencil sharpeners—and saving your elbows from minutes of motion a day |
| 95 | Our batteries don’t die. They power toys in heaven. |
| 96 | The heart of your outdoor entertainment |
| 97 | Double A’s for life |
| 98 | The battery you can trust more than your electric company |
| 99 | Is it the copper top or the black bottom? |
| 100 | Your clock has read 5:26 for a year and a half. Time to buy some double A’s |
| 101 | The ultimate battery for marathon gaming sessions |
| 102 | Powering “Back massagers” since the late 1980’s |
| 103 | Remember the nerdy kids in the A/V club? They all work here now. |
| 104 | We make your electronics last longer |
Overall: Pretty good! It helped that they had some strong content to inspire me
Lessons: I went back and forth with what batteries are FOR and what batteries DO. You don’t buy them because you want them, you buy them because you want you stuff to work. So that gave me a pretty wide playing field. This came out better than I imagined it would. Go me. 🙂
Time: Lost track. 1 long session and multiple look-backs throughout the day.
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