Yep. The Copper Top. We’re on batteries folks. And it’s only day 11. Gettin’ all kindsa crazy up here.

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Ya know what? They’ve got some decent content over at Duracell. Funny videos and their Instagram account was pretty decent. This one was kind of fun once I found the groove.

1You know how when you look at the stars, that twinkle is at least 4 years old? They’re still running on the same Duracell battery.
2The battery that outlasts every one else on the RPG battlefield
3We’re the reason fireflies light up
4Powering all your essentials
5You don’t need to be afraid of blackouts anymore
6When the zombies come, will you last as long as your batteries?
7When your marathon video game session runs even longer than scheduled, trust your controllers to Duracell
8Battle battery drain
9Helping families make it through long weekends without WiFi
10We want batteries to be the last thing you think about
11Powering your world
12Our chief engineer calls Duracell X his favorite child. His daughter REALLY hates that.
13Power up your life
14We’re the electric company’s worst nightmare
15If you haven’t changed the batteries in your mouse in over 2 years, it’s probably Duracell
16Blackouts are scary. Trust Duracell.
17Our triple A’s are AAAmazing
18Developed by engineers who know what it’s like to have kids without working toys
19When you need to fight power drain, Duracell is your weapon
20The battery spelunkers trust most. (Caves are scary!)
21There’s a little factory of very busy people living in every Duracell
22You never realize how good life is until you need to replace the batteries
23Alive inside
24So powerful, they almost don’t even need a flashlight to shine
25C batteries? We C them 2.
26We don’t like to call them “C batteries” because it makes them sound average. And they’re way above average
27Do 9-volt batteries look like robots, or do robots look like 9-volt batteries?
28Duracell batteries last longer than most children’s interest in the toys they’re powering
29Our batteries are either all copper and forgot to put on a shirt, or all black and forgot to put on pants
30The energy source techies rely on to power their lives
31Trusted in baby monitors since your great grandma. (Boy, she really was terrific)
32Our batteries outlive most of the toys they power
33The batteries in your remote will last for 3 years. But you’ll still be angry when they die.
34Because the power never seems to go out at a “good” time
35Nothing is worse than a battery dying at the wrong time. That’s why we created Duracell X
36Zap away
37You don’t care, but there’s A LOT of science in our batteries
38Trust your flashlights to Duracell. Especially if your basement is really, really scary
39Powered by 3,000 very tiny hamsters (our factory is adorable!)
40Batteries that last so long, that when they die, you hold a funeral
41If Duracell was a person, you’d probably hate how loud they were. Especially if they worked in the cube next to you.
42Batteries that last even longer than you do
43If you never think about batteries again, that means we’ve done our job
44If you can’t remember the last time you changed the batteries in your wireless keyboard, it’s probably Duracell
45We’ve been with you since your Dad’s first Walkman
46The power behind everything
47The most power you can put in your life
48Spark your devices to life
49D batteries. As in “Damn, D’s batteries last forever!”
50Your life is better when the remote works
51Duracell outlasts Chuck Norris
52Built on an assembly line powered by a Duracell
53Powering bedside unmentionables since 1922
54Our goal is to make you not worry about batteries
55You don’t need batteries for a lot these days. But when you DO need them, you REALLY need them. Trust Duracell.
56The energy that keeps your devices alive
57Shh. The sun is powered by Duracell.
58We know there’s a plus and minus to batteries, but in our hearts, they’re all positive
59Don’t let your device suck the fun out of your batteries
60When your world is wireless, you still need batteries
61Zach Morris’s phone ran on Duracell
62The solution for quiet time
63Make playtime last longer than your kids
64when your devices eat batteries for breakfast, Duracell bites back.
65The battery that makes everything longer
66If we made cell phone batteries, you’d never panic over finding an outlet in an airport again
67Christmas isn’t the only time you need batteries
68If we were around during the dark ages, they’d have called ’em something different
69They’ve got even more energy than your toddler
70Life never stops. Neither should your devices.
71Now the dark is afraid of flashlights
72If the moon looks brighter than usual tonight, it’s because we switched its batteries to Duracell
73You never see it, but lightsabers run on Duracell
74We won’t judge you for having an electric stapler if it’s powered by Duracell
75Don’t be angry when the batteries finally run out. Be happy for all they’ve helped you accomplish
76Batteries you can trust more than your lazy co-workers
77When you don’t have to think about batteries, it means our products are working
78At the heart of all your electronics
79Who else wants playtime to last longer?
80Fun starts with Duracell
81They’re batteries. What else do you need to know?
82The batteries Jedi trust to power their lightsabers
83If you’re a gamer, you can count on Duracell to see you through battle
84Black and copper tubes filled with Red Bull
85Powerful people need powerful batteries
86When the lights go out, Duracell turns on
87Built to last longer than the device its powering
88Black & copper robot hearts
89When things start running smoothly, Duracell is the reason
90Our chief engineer’s child threw a tantrum on a 13-hour flight to Asia. When he got back, he invented Duracell X
91You know how sometimes you forget about a toy for years, and when you find it, it doesn’t work because the batteries corroded the metal? Yeah, not with Duracell.
92Make your remote happy
93The battery for people who hate beeping smoke alarms
94Powering electric toothbrushes and pencil sharpeners—and saving your elbows from minutes of motion a day
95Our batteries don’t die. They power toys in heaven.
96The heart of your outdoor entertainment
97Double A’s for life
98The battery you can trust more than your electric company
99Is it the copper top or the black bottom?
100Your clock has read 5:26 for a year and a half. Time to buy some double A’s
101The ultimate battery for marathon gaming sessions
102Powering “Back massagers” since the late 1980’s
103Remember the nerdy kids in the A/V club? They all work here now.
104We make your electronics last longer

Overall: Pretty good! It helped that they had some strong content to inspire me

Lessons: I went back and forth with what batteries are FOR and what batteries DO. You don’t buy them because you want them, you buy them because you want you stuff to work. So that gave me a pretty wide playing field. This came out better than I imagined it would. Go me.  🙂

Time: Lost track. 1 long session and multiple look-backs throughout the day.