I’ve been scouting photographers for my site. (Hey, you’re on it now!) Schnikes, there are a lot out there. And like copywriters, many have niched down—which makes total sense. I found some great sites that jumped to the top of my list. But, without trying to sound judgy, I had to weed through a ton of generic “Mom-with-a-camera” pages. So I thought maybe I could help.

This wasn’t written for one particular site. More of a conglomerate persona.

I tried to keep the language consistent with what I saw in the reviews. It started to feel repetitive, but swapping common words with more complex became more about doing it for me than for the target. So pardon the redundancy, but it was somewhat intentional.

Fun fact: I learned the phrase “Momtographer” during this one. Apparently that’s a thing.

Here’s your list:

1 Catching glances and hidden moments
2 Love your moments
3 Get the most wonderful family portraits you’ve ever seen
4 Where poses are forbidden and natural moments shine
5 The photographer for beautiful babies
6 Show off your beautiful family
7 Grab the moment that makes you smile
8 Capture the moment you’ll always cherish
9 You’ll remember our session as warmly as you do the photos
10 As a mom, I’ve seen it all. And I know how to photograph every second of it.
11 Newborn photography you’ll display for a lifetime
12 Family photos that capture the essence of your loved ones
13 That sparkle in your baby’s eye will make you smile for years
14 Perfect family photos
15 Capturing beautiful baby moments, one snuggle at a time
16 Priceless moments you’ll proudly display forever
17 Photograph your family bond
18 Family photography worth 1,000 words
19 Genuine smiles caught and framed
20 You’re going to get so many likes on Facebook…
21 Discover the smile in your baby’s eyes
22 Beautiful family memories
23 Be yourself. That’s how you get the best photos.
24 It’s time to update your family album.
25 Never lose the wonder in your baby’s eyes
26 Photos you’ll love more every day
27 Of course your pets can be in the photo. They’re family, too.
28 The best family photographer for the best families–now serving the XYZ area
29 You can still hear the cooing
30 Helping parents capture the beauty of their family
31 Intimate portraits of your beautiful baby
32 The fun will show
33 Yes, your baby really is that beautiful
34 You’ll always remember how blue her eyes were
35 Family photography for parents who feel time slipping away
36 You’ll get digital prints to share with Grandma
37 family photos that make your friends say “aww”
38 Capture new memories as your family grows
39 Family portraits that should hang in museums
40 Show your baby to the world
41 A picture worth one thousand “awwws”
42 Capture that giggle
43 The moments grow bigger as your family grows taller
44 Candid or posed—you’re going to look gorgeous
45 Brilliant photos of newborns and families
46 Capture the happiest moments of your life
47 As your family grows, you’ll love these photos even more
48 The family photographer you’ll want to use forever
49 Isn’t it time you took some new photos?
50 the “I never want to forget how bright her eyes are right now” photographer
51 A mom-tographer with professional training
52 Moms! Get IN the photos for once!
53 Your Instagram feed is about to be wonderful
54 Where beautiful moments are caught on film
55 People will tell you your baby should be a model. And they’re right.
56 I love the challenge of photographing an active toddler
57 Wide-eyed babies on the move
58 You’ll cherish these photos for years after they’ve grown
59 Warm & beautiful photos you’ll love forever
60 Enjoy how beautiful this time is, forever
61 You’ll never get tired of hearing how beautiful your family looks
62 See your beautiful family from someone’s else’s perspective
63 No matter how much time passes, these photos will always make you smile
64 See how beautiful your family is
65 Take the photo that will hang in your great grandchildren’s home someday
66 For mom’s who just can’t seem to capture the moment on their phones
67 Photography that makes you feel, every time you look at it
68 Beautiful photos for beautiful families
69 Lovable photos of squishy babies
70 Candid moments, captured beautifully
71 Capture the look in your baby’s eyes you’ll never forget
72 For moms who never want to forget this moment
73 See yourself in memories
74 Where new moms photograph like royalty
75 Professionally trained to find for the hidden gems in every moment
76 These pictures will make you smile forever
77 The “aww” photographer for babies
78 Kid, you should be in pictures
79 Family photography for moms of beautiful children
80 Newborn and family photography for beautiful children
81 Family photography that warms your heart
82 The photo you’ll pass down for generations
83 Baby photos you just want to bite
84 Baby photos you’ll cherish for a lifetime
85 One day, you’ll show your grandchildren what their mother looked like at their age
86 Everyone will love your photo as much as you do
87 You’ll start looking back at this moment this instant you see it on film
88 Capture the wonderful spirit of your baby
89 This is what a baby giggle looks like on film
90 STOP taking photos of your family— BE in them
91 Vibrant memories, caught and framed
92 You’re going to look gorgeous
93 Light-hearted moments with wonderful people
94 Feel the love everyday–when you look at your beautiful family photos.
95 Active toddlers make great subjects
96 Your baby is beautiful. My job is easy.
97 Never forget how bright her eyes are
98 Fall in love with your photos every morning
99 These are the photos your grandchildren will cherish as much as you
100 3rd person perspective of your favorite memories
101 Timeless and tasteful family photography
102 Family photos you can’t take by yourself
103 My photos are known to make people cry. And I’m very proud of that.
104 On-location and in-studio photography for families

Overall: Okay-. There are some usable lines here, but this category is definitely NOT in my wheelhouse. Too mushy for me.

Notes: I liked squishy and giggle—but grew tired of beautiful, sparkle, love & moment real fast. They kept popping up in reviews though, so I kept them. Not very creative, but appropriate for the segment. I tried to capture the emotion of looking back on the photos from the future (85 & 82). Some lines may have caught it. Tough to say. I struggled to really get into this one. It felt kind of hacky & manipulative.

Good to know if a photographer project presents itself, maybe I walk away.

Time: 1:14 over 2 sessions. The writing came fast. A lot of review mining.

Curious to hear what you think. Especially because I have a tendency to hate most of what I write at first glance. Did I do better than I’m giving myself credit?

7/100